Author's note: As promised we've started writing this immediately. All of the Cullens have a special "sickness". Basically everyone goes insane for like a week. It'll be funny I promise. If it isn't you can take away my Cheez-its. Please don't take away my Cheez-its. Here goes…

Chapter One: It Sleeps!

Edward's POV

Another day in the purgatory they call high school. It was exactly like purgatory really, it's repetitive to the point where grueling manual labor would be more fun. It's torture. I was sitting in Spanish. I don't normally pay much attention because I'm fluent in it, but today I was having a harder time concentrating. We were talking about the Spanish Inquisition, but now I think we're talking about sheep-eating melons. I swear she just said, "My melon eats sheep and flies cucumbers."

Also, the room kept sliding in and out of focus. I think I kept closing my eyes. It was weird. Then , suddenly, Bella appeared next to me. "Bella," I asked her, "What are you doing in my Spanish class?"

"Poive sull'oceano," was her reply.

"Bella, this is Spanish, not Italian."

"Si. Espagnol. Uh… Buenos nachos."

What? It rains on the ocean? Happy cheese and chips? Now I'm really confused. Plus, Bella doesn't know Italian. "Bella what is going on?"

"I'm here to seduce you in front of the class."

For some reason my mind accepted this as a logical answer. I started kissing her. This still wasn't making too much sense, but I was kissing Bella so… "Sogni!" she cried

Dream? "I can't dream remember. I don't sleep. Ever."

"But this is a dream silly. If this wasn't could I do this?"

She started flapping her arms. She was floating off the ground! She kept going higher, higher. Oh no! She hit the ceiling and abruptly fell back to Earth. "You can fly? Why didn't you tell me?"

"Because I can't really fly Edward. Dream remember."

Then Mike Newton walked in flanked by Eric and Tyler. They proceeded to dance around Bella in a circle. An intense desire to kill Mike swept over me. I growled at him and lunged for his throat.

I was on the floor next to my seat, still growling. Every head in the room was staring in my direction. Bella and Mike were nowhere to be seen. "Fall asleep, Mr. Cullen?" asked the teacher.

I mulled over the possibility. Bella had said it was a dream. But that's impossible! I'm a vampire, I don't sleep. This wasn't normal. I needed to get out of here. I made a mad dash for the exit with Senora What's-Her-Face and Emmett staring after me. I ran outside to Volvo. I drove to the hospital to talk to Carlisle.

I went to his office and nearly ran into the door while I was shouting at him, "Dad, I fell asleep!"

He said, "Yeah well, I stole a car and gave it to a hobo." He had me there. That was way more impressive.

"Why?"

"I felt like it."

"Okay. Something is definitely wrong with us."

"Really?"

"Yeah. I don't usually sleep and you don't usually give stolen cars to the homeless. Or act this uncaring about giving away stolen cars to the homeless."

"Maybe we should go home."

"Sure. I'll rally the troops." I said. I saluted and ran out the door and tripped over my feet. "Hi floor, I haven't seen you like this in ninety-two years. How have you been?"

"Edward, stop talking to the carpet!" I got to the Volvo and went to pickup my siblings.

Meanwhile (back at the ranch)

Rosalie's POV

OMC!!!!! I love Edward! I love him so much! I'm gonna marry Edward. Because he's MY Edward! He's so unbelievably delicious. In fact, he's magically delicious! Mmm…yummy. (Rosalie then continued to rant about Edward in her head.)

The class ended and when I went outside Edward was there! He said something about leaving school early. Anything for you, Hottie!