Disclaimer: I do not own the outsiders! This story is full of random shit, so this is rated T for safety. Anyway enjoy and review!
On one messed up day, Ponyboy, Dally, and Johnny went to watch a movie in the drive end where they met Cherry. The movie was about a blind guy who was looking for his son, but he didn't realize that he was right beside him the whole movie. "Well that was the shittiest movie I've ever seen in my life!" Dally said as he lit up a cigarette. Johnny was nibbling on Dall's coat, and Pony had this expressionless face on him, then his mouth started to water. "Cupcakes!" he randomly said. "Oooh where?!" Johnny exclaimed. Pony lit a cigarette and started to do the Charlie Brown dance. Johnny started singing the song 'Beat It' by Michael Jackson, and Dally was doing the cha cha slide. Then out of nowhere, Two-Bit was there and he was singing the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse song that came in the end of every episode. Then, Darry showed up, and felt like an idiot to let Pony hang with Dall and Johnny again.
When Darry and Pony got home, Soda was passed out drunk on the porch. Pony started picking him with a stick, and randomly said, "Hehe, I like hot wheels!" Then Pony gave Darry a cigarette, and started to do the chicken dance. And Darry started singing the Popee the Performer theme song.(A/N that song is on youtube if you have no fucking clue what ima saying, also its in Japanese) Soda randomly got up and his hair caught on fire. He tried the stop drop and roll thing, but that set the whole house on fire. When the house burnt down, the Curtis brothers went to live with Johnny. Because Johnny's parents were so abusive, his mom randomly threw a turd at Ponyboy, and he had a heart attack, then died. Dally came out of nowhere, and shot Johnny and Darry. Then he shot himself. Then Soda went to Two-Bit's house, and watch Mickey Mouse with him. And everyone lived happily ever after. THE END!
This is my first fanfic on the outsiders. The rest of them are CatCF, I hope this wasn't over the hook crazy, cause I made one that was just straight up wrong, and I wish I could delete it. Anyway, this has been a messed up fanfic by yours truly, Abigwafflefan13...