I own nothing but plot!
Denmark, Norway, Iceland, and Sweden were sitting in the nation section at the 2006 Eurovision contest, held by Sweden. They were waiting for Finland, and some were starting to worry about the Fin, as his people were going on next.
"Jeez, Sverige, where's your wife already?" A board Denmark asked, hanging his arms off the back of the chair.
"I d'n't kn'w, F'nn sa'd h'd be her' by n'w..." Sweden looked around, worrying a bit.
Iceland walked back over to the three with a bag of licorice, "The Finnish band's about to go on, I think their song is "Hallelujah" or something."
Nordics looked in surprise as a band of monsters went on stage, and a short nation dressed like them pulled up a chair next to the front of their section to get a good view. The best way to describe them would be something between a demon and a dead person who had their flesh melted off.
"Are you sure Finland's next?" Norway said in his unemotional but surprised/curious way.
"Th'ght so..." the Swedish man said, staring at the lead singer putting on a hat with his dear sweet wife's flag.
"Hey, who-" Iceland started, only to be cut off.
The announcer began, "Now presenting, number 17! Straight from Heleski, Finland; Mr. Lordi, singing "Hard Rock Hallelujah"!" The nation in front of them cheer louder than the rest.
The loud music began, resonating throughout the stadium, most of the nations eyes widened as they began. The lead singer held up an axe.
Hard Rock Hallelujah(x3)
The saints are crippled
On this sinners' night
Lost are the lambs with no guiding light
The walls come down like thunder
The rocks about to roll
It's The Arockalypse
Now bare your soul
All we need is lightning
With power and might
Striking down the prophets of false
As the moon is rising
Give us the sign
Now let us rise up in awe
Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
Demons and angels all in one have arrived
Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
In God's creation supernatural high
The man singing took of the hat and threw it out to a woman sitting with a Finnish flag.
The true believers
Thou shall be saved
Brothers and sisters keep strong in the faith
On the day of Rockoning
It's who dares, wins
You will see the jokers soon'll be the new kings
All we need is lightning
With power and might
Striking down the prophets of false
As the moon is rising
Give us the sign
Now let us rise up in awe
Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
Demons and angels all in one have arrived
Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
In God's creation supernatural high
The music goes quieter and the singer raises his axe, and before any of the Nordics can comprehend, the man begins to sprout horned wings from his back!
Wings on my back
I got horns on my head
My fangs are sharp
And my eyes are red
Not quite an angel
Or the one that fell
Now choose to join us or go straight to Hell
Hard Rock Hallelujah!(x3)
Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
Demons and angels all in one have arrived
Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
In God's creation supernatural high
It ended with a spectacular show of smoke and sparks, truly a fantastic performance. People were still screaming in cheer.
America, followed by England, went over to the Nordics, "Dudes! That was incredible! Where's Finland I gotta get a copy of that!"
"D'n't kn'w, h'vn't seen h'm s'nce 13 w'nt." Sweden looked around.
"Hm? I'm right here though!" The nation who was in the costume appeared behind the English speaking countries.
"Aaahh! Don't sneak up on me like that, it' snot cool to scare the hero!" America yelled.
"Hehehe..." The masked nation took off the skull shaped, horned mask to reveal a smiling Finland, "What did you guys think? Pretty cool, joo?"
"Yeah, the melody was upbeat, the drummer was amazing, the keyboard person kept up at such a fast pace, and the lead singers voice was absolutely fantastic!" England excitedly spoke to Finland (an anime arrow that said ex-punk/delinquent Pointed to england), "I had no idea you had such good taste in music!"
"Eh?" America just stares.
"Wow, thank you so much! I'd love to have a conversation on music at a later time, but 18 is going on now." Finland says smiling.
England nods pulling America back to their seats.
Still in his monster punk rock suit, the cute Finn sits back next to Sweden, "Did you like it?"
"Y', it w's... new and interesting." Sweden said putting his arm around his wife.
Ok, so story behind this! I was reading a lot of Sufin and I looked at that 2013 "marry me" entry by Finland, so I wanted to see what song Finland won with... Yeah, I love hard rock Fin.
ZAH out!