This is the way this works the characters are going to be by colour for example Zim will be in pink, Dib will be in black, Gaz will be in dark purple, miss. Bitters will be grey, and Tak will be green, Tallest Red will be red, Tallest Purple will be lime and Scrooge will be teal. And when no ones talking it will be maroon.
Chapter 1 the crazy mix with tak
Zim was in his lab making his next evil plan, and then out of nowhere Dib came crashing through the door. What are you up to Zim what's your next evil plan? Why would I tell a worm like you? But you always tell me and then I stop you! No I don't ever tell you my plan Dib monkey your full of lies, lies I tell you! So what's your plan? Were you listening to a word I just said no, no I tell you no way no how am I going to tell you that my plan is to put atomic bombs in every building opps! Ha ha I knew I'd get you to tell me your plan, who's smarter huh huh huh? I uh I got it, just cause you know my plan doesn't mean your going to stop me ha ha haa ahh ha ha ah ha ha ha ahh aha ha ha ah aha ha ha ha ha cough cough cough I'm ok! I always stop you! No you don't always stop me I stop my self most of the time! Zim slaps himself in the head. You stupider then I expected Zim! Zim gets really mad screams and threw dib out the door then Gaz was walking back from the candy store and had a slushy and six bags of candy then she saw dib laying on the ground so she kicked him and zim was watching. HOW CAN YOU BE BEAT ALL THE TIME YOU WIMP IM INBARICED TO EVEN CALL YOU MY BROTHER YOU worm! (In his head) wow Gaz is something special I like her (out load) what am I saying invaders don't have feelings for their enemies' sister even if they are pretty and beat up your archenemy! But she's sooo pretty and soo cool, no, I know! Zim gets a flower and starts picking peddles off one by one saying I should have feelings, I shouldn't have feelings then the last peddle came and was I should have feelings So Zim went over to dibs house with black flowers. He rang the doorbell and Dib answered it. What are you doing here and why do you have flowers? If they're for me I don't want them! You idiot why would I bring you flowers, bring me your sister! To think that you think id bring flowers for you, have you the brain worms! Why would you bring for my little sister? Mind you own business this has nothing to do with you? Oh my god you do have feelings for gaz! How old are you anyway? Well I could at least tell you that much not why would I tell you I'm 125 years old. ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD! But you look the same age as me and you act like your six or seven and your the same height as me how can you be 125 that doesn't make sense humans live to 120 at the most your so short and dumb! Hey you cant make fun of me only my leaders can call me short and you just gave very important information now take me to your sister or I'm going to be very mad! My sister is only 10 years old you cant date a ten year old that's just sick and there's a huge age difference ok now get away from my house ugly space boy. Who said anything about dating you idiot! Then why do you have all those flowers what are they for zim? To say thanks for beating you up yesterday it was amusing to watch. Okay so why don't you just tell her that why would you need the flowers. Just because. Then zim pushed dib out of the way and said why didn't I do that 10 minutes ago then went up to Gaz's room and saw Gaz sitting on her bed playing her game slave 2. Gaz I found you I have something to tell you it's important. Go away I don't want to hear it. But I have flowers. Can't you see I'm trying to play my game? So Zim goes over to Gaz and takes the game right out of her hand and pauses it. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr arrrrrrrrrrrrrr give it back before I bite your head off. I just love all that evil you have but anyway the only reason I came was to give you these flowers there a show of gratitude for beating the crap out of dib it was hilarious you are soo cool. Stop talking or I'm going to be sick and all never go out with you not even in a million years just the thought of knowing that you have a crush me is going to make me gag. Why does every one think I like you I think your cool that's all I don't have crushes on anyone ok! Ok good, now give me back my game or you wont see tomorrow you revolting alien. Ok here your stupid game backs you know why do you even play that it's pointless and a waist of time. Then zim went back to his base. Then called the tallest. And the tallest answered it. What is it now zim were really busy uhh doing stuff? Hiiiiiiiiiii tallest I love toast how about you? Go away gir now! Ok. Gir goes five steps and falls asleep. Sorry I haven't been checking in lately! You checked in an hour ago. My tallest I found out that all humans aren't bad. Really? Yes some are just as evil as us! What do they look like? There both female but I think miss bitters isn't human at all and gaz is evil she's the sister of my arch rival dib but she's cool she beats the crap out of dib and she's violent too cool huh? Are they tall? Yes one is! Miss bitters is but gaz isn't miss bitters might be taller than you and gaz is shorter than me. Someone shorter than you that's crazy and how can anyone be taller than the tallest. Yeah that's just plain crazy. But its true here I'll send you pictures of them. Wow she really is taller than us. She really is shorter than you that's amazing to think something could be shorter than you. There are also these earth things called babies and I am three of them in height. That's fascinating. Bye zim we have another call. Tak comes on the screen saying I need a new ship. What do you need another ship for, what about the ship you have now? Zim destroyed it! What did zim do? He chased me down then he got his robot to control my robot Mimi and I had to abort the ship and it crashed and when I went to get it, it was gone. Well ok fine you can have another ship. Thank you my tallest I wont let you down. Then tak went to earth with her new ship and went to zims base she went inside and saw gir watching the angry monkey show. Hey you where's zim? I'm zim's robot gir he he he how are you doing tak? I'm fine now where's zim tell me or ill make Mimi hurt you! He's at school he he he he he. Oh ya school ha ha ahh haha ha ha ah ha ha ahhh ahha ha ha come on Mimi lets go give zim a little visit ha ha ha. Mean while at school. You'll never take over the world! Yes I will when your not paying attention. I'll always be paying attention Zim. No then you would have to stay by me every second of every day and I doubt you would be willing to do that haha ahh ha ha ha ahh ha ha ah ha ha ha. Tak crashes through the window and asked where zim is all the kids say they don't know then miss bitters goes up to dib. You're paying for that window dib. Me but it was tak who broke the window not me. Did you say tak? Zim goes running out of the room screaming. Dib you have distension for you friends screaming. He's not my... ok fine I hate zim. Hey you dib do you know where zim is I'm going to make him hurt and make him regret he ever stole my mission. Yeah he just ran out of the room screaming. Back to zim. Got to hide got to hide got to hide hey a bed ill hide under there! Tak comes in the room zim if your in here I'm sorry I tried to take your mission could you come out so I can say I'm sorry ok. Are you serious about this? Yes I'm dead serious. Ok I'm coming out. Zim comes out from under the bed. Ha I tricked you, I'm going to make you pay zim for ruining my life. Hey you're kind of pretty when you're really angry. Oh thank you but that's not going to stop me from my revenge. Darn but it was worth a shot. Tak starts beating the crap out of zim and dib watches the whole thing and has a camera in his hand then both their disguises' come off and dib makes sure the lenses cap is off and takes a picture of them. Hey did you just see a camera flash? Yes. Look dibs got a camera get him. Dib starts running and takes taks new ship and goes to his house then runs up to his room puts all the photos of tak and zim on a disk and then makes 500 copies and hides them all over his house then tak and zim finally get to dibs house and crash threw the door and find dib. Where's the camera dib monkey. Yes where is this so called camera zim how do you know what a camera is? Oh I've wrecked so many of these things how could I not know what it is! Yeah and they were all my cameras so I not letting you destroy this one to so good luck getting it, because its in my shirt touching my skin ha ha ha ah ha. That's just disturbing your and insult to all aliens. Yeah what she said. Tak rip his shirt of and get the camera! Why me I don't want to touch a camera that has alien germs on it. Would you stop calling me an alien you're the aliens. Well you are an alien to us so there. Gir go and get the camera from dib. Yes sir! Gir goes over and rips dibs clothes off and gets the camera. Destroy the camera gir. Then gir starts hitting dib in the head with the camera and laughing. Stop it you stupid robot that hurts. Then zim does an evil laugh yes gir yes keep it up and I'll buy you a taco. Tacos. So then gir starts hitting dib harder with the camera the camera broke on dib head and he passed out. So Zim, Tak, gir and Mimi went back to zims house and started watching earth movies. Why did I come to earth again? Uhh to hang out with me cause you like me soo much.