Amber-kitty was an unhappy fangirl. She loved fandoms and their shippings, but none of her OTPs (Favorite pairings) ever became canon (real). Now, she is obsessed with the Naruto fandom. She has another OTP that isn't plausible. What is a poor innocent coughEVILcough fangirl going to do?

She was studying for her next math test, unhappily. So she decided to get a piece of cake to cheer herself up. She ate the cake, and it made her feel better. But she forgot about her homework, and decided to write a fanfiction with herself in it. Having the awesome powers of fanfiction in her hands, she teleported herself to the Naruto fandom, and that is where the chaos begins.

It was a normal day in Konoha. There was no threat from any enemy village, and it was very sunny and happy, everyone was doing their usual things. It was kinda boring actually. That was until suddenly Amber-kitty poofed out of nowhere.

"YAY! It actually worked! I am here! Now to begin my evil plan!" Everyone looked at her. "Oops, did I just say that aloud?" She muttered, blushing, her tail flicked nervously. Oh, did I mention Amber-kitty has kitty ears and tail? The mystical powers of fanfiction gave her these. Everyone walked away…very slowly…

Neji was in the woods, training. Actually, he was just trying to get away from Hanabi, who was annoying him… a lot. She insisted he played "dress-up" with her, but that was actually an excuse for the whole village to see Neji in a pink tutu. Little did he know the suffering that he was going to endure was way worse.

"Hello!" A brown-haired girl with kitty ears and tail suddenly popped out of nowhere. "I am Amber-kitty, here is a free sample of a cake, Neji!"

"Okay… how do you know my name?" Neji asked.

"Because I do. Now eat."
Neji took a bite out of the cake, it tasted good, but as soon as he bit into it, Amber-kitty cracked up. Not a good sign. Neji suddenly had the urge to go and stalk somebody…

Tenten was having lunch early. She didn't think of anything else to do. She finished, and decided to take a walk. How exciting… Tenten thought, rolling her eyes. But as she was walking, she felt like someone was watching her… "Okay, who is stalking me?"

"Its not me!" Neji said from a bush, "Oops… I mean, it really isn't!"
"Neji…I will have to kill you!" She began chasing Neji all over everywhere.

Hanabi ran out and hit Neji on the head, causing him to collapse on the dusty ground. "There you are!" she yelled, "I have been looking for you everywhere! Now play dress-up with me and wear this tutu" she held up a ridiculously girly pink tutu up "or I will tell daddy you were mean, and he'll punish you!"

"No! Hanabi, I have to… train!"

"NOW!" and then Hanabi began dragging Neji away. How she did so was unknown, seeing as Neji was much older than her.

"TENTEN!" Neji screamed, "HELP!" Once again, in a puff of smoke, appeared Amber-kitty.

"Hanabi! Would you like to try my new cake?" She said, holding a piece of chocolate cake in Hanabi's face.

"Erm…okay… as long as you help me get this tutu on Neji!"

"Of course, and I'll film a video and take pictures and submit it to Deviantart and Youtube and all of those kinds of sites!" Nobody had any idea what Amber-kitty was talking about, but they didn't really mind.

They both forced a screaming Neji to wear a pink tutu, and added fluffy bunny ears as a bonus, and Tenten was too busy cracking up and filming it all to help.

Then Shikamaru walked by, and burst out laughing when he saw Neji, who looked like a little kid in the outfit he was wearing.

"Hey, Shikamaru!" Amber-kitty squealed, and ran up to him.

"Would you like to try my new cake?" She said, and just before handing it to him, put something in it, only Neji noticed it though.

Shikamaru took a bite out of it. Just then, Neji started freaking out and screaming "POISON! POISON POISON! SHIKA YOU ARE GONNA DIEEEEEEEE!!"

"…" Amber-kitty said, "It isn't exactly 'poison'"

"I don't feel weird, except the strange urge to walk in that direction." He said, pointing south. Then everyone runs to the south, including Neji, still wearing the tutu and bunny ears. Amber-kitty laughed Youtube will love me for this! She thought.

At sunset, Ino was walking home, when she found an abandoned bottle in a pit. She wouldn't have picked it up if the bottle hadn't read: Love potion, product of Amber-kitty.

She read further down it and it said.

To be used on Shikamaru.

Ingredients: Flower petals, sugar, sparkles, a vivid imagination, strawberries, hair of Temari…

Wait… hair of Temari? Ino thought, surprised, was this Amber-kitty person going to make Shikamaru fall in love with Temari? She realized the bottle was empty, and then decided to visit Shikamaru and ask if he had ever heard of a person with the name of Amber-kitty…

Note: Here you go! Yes, I'm aware most NejiTen fan like ShikaIno, not ShikaTema. But some of these pairings are going to be weird. (Yes, there will be some yaoi, but not a lot.) Just tolerate it, if possible.