i dont own Jhonen or JtHM. they both belong to Jhonen

JHONEN!!! the musical

(we see a stage, the curtains rise)

"welcome! today you will witness some of the songs that will be included in JHONEN!!! the musical, opening in August." "on with the show!"

first song- JOHNNY

heeeeers Johnny!!

Chorus-
hell kill you once,
hell kill you twice,
with a knife he'll
stab you thrice.

he loves drinking brainfreezies
and stabbing people dead,
dont get on his bad side,
or you might lose your head!
he hears voices coming from his doughboy friends,
they are the cause of it all
WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?!?

Chorus

down in his basement,
people have died,
many times
people have tried
--to get away--
enjoy your stay!
at 777, johnny's house

Chorus

all the police are too stupid,
to realize,
that jhonny is a homicidal maniac
ITS RIGHT BEFORE THEIR EYES!!!!
well, no big surprize.

chorus

johnny draws happy noodle boy
happy noodle boy draws crowds
johnny lost his girlfriend
the screams are really loud,
he tried to kill Devi,
but then she kicked his A$$

(slowly)
but then she kicked his AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAss!