HAT: Well... I just felt like it and... *record scratches* you know what, I DON'T CARE! You're gonna read about what some of these queens are like when they're on their period, especially on their first day (and I looked it up, I'm friggin jealous of animals, they get theirs once or twice a year usually and it's only mild spotting. Jealous rage over). It's gonna go from oldest (Grizabella) to youngest (Jemima) and I'm gonna have fun doing it because this will cause me to laugh hysterically... especially with a few of them. *evil cackle*

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot.

Grizabella:

It was a normal day for Grizabella as she wakes up from her nap. She decides that an afternoon wash will do her some good when and notices dried blood in her fur between her legs. At first she assumes and prays to the Everlasting Cat that she cut herself accidentally, but it's the sad truth

This queen is on her period, the worst time of the year.

Her eye twitches as she cleans the blood and walks out of the temporary home she's made for herself and a tom whistles, at her.

Now, normally she'd have a bit of fun flirting with him, but right now she's in no mood so she flattens her ears and hisses at him. "Keep to yourself you dirty pollicle."

She leaves the tom gaping in disbelief and stalks through the streets.

Why, oh, why did the Everlasting create periods? Thinks the queen as she finally catches a bird and pricks the feathers off. It's obvious she's in a terrible mood to those around her and many of the queens can tell why just by looking at the way she walks in the distance. A few of the queens sympathize with her, having just finished, being almost finishes, or having started a few days ago. It's clear the Glamor Cat is not going to be doing anything this first day.

"Grizabella!"

She stops, tail twitching irritably as she rolls her eyes and turns to face a regular customer that happens to be fairly nice. "What is it, Ikon?"

The brown and black calico stutters to a stop, seeing the evil in her eyes that narrow slightly. "A-are you on your period?"

Did he just?...

Without a second thought she hurls herself at him for having to be reminded of something she plainly knows. He cries out in alarm as he's tackled by the enraged queen and covers his face with his arms as her claws fly toward it. His cries can be heard all around and the humans that pass by just avoid them while the cats either watch with rapt interest or ignore the two or, for many of the queens, smile smugly at the sight, knowing what the tom had just asked.

She stops and stands up, breathing deeply to calm herself, before she blinks open her eyes and smiles sympathetically at him. "I'm sorry, are you okay?"

The tom stares up at her, unable to think of how to respond. "I-I'm fine," he replies warily.

Amazing how the queen flipped from total rage to... whatever this is. In his eyes, at the moment, she's completely psychotic. He's never dealt with her like this before, though he should've known better having two sisters and his mother... as well as his father as an example of what not to do or say around hormonal queens.

"I'm so sorry, I don't know what came over me. How about I make it up to you?" she finishes with a seductive tone.

"T-tonight?"

A frown. "What? No, not tonight, dumbo, I'm not taking any customers tonight or any time this week!" she stands and gives a huff. "The nerve of some toms."

As she walks away he looks at her with raised eyebrows and a dropped jaw. "What the hell?..."

HAT: Okay, that one was short, but I promise the next one will be longer.

Grizabella: I don't... okay, maybe I act like that, but I don't physically attack anyone.

HAT: *rolls eyes* Uh-huh... Anyway, will you please say it?

Grizabella: Please review.