Kenpachi Zaraki vs Edward Cullen

by Insieme per la vittoria

Kenpachi Zaraki has been sent to eliminate the sparkling vampires who have been attracting far too much attention. Does Edward, the loverboy sparkly vampire, stand a ghost of a chance against the greatest swordsman in the Soul Society, or are the Cullens doomed to become hollows soon?

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Bleach or Twilight.

Kenpachi stepped into the clearing in the woods. A small man stood in front of him, sparkling in the sun. The man faced him. "So you're the soul reaper sent to kill me. I'll destroy you. Vampires are invincible!"
Kenpachi stepped up. "You're Edward Cullen? You're my opponent? Is the division trying to make a laughingstock out of me?"

Edward charged at Kenpachi, holding out his hands to grab the soul reaper. There was a flash of movement, and Edward fell into dozens of pieces. Kenpachi sheathed his sword. Yachiru stepped up, staring at the damage Kenpachi had done to Edward. "Well, that was no fun. Did you enjoy that, Kenny?"

Kenpachi and Yachiro sat in the Urahara shop afterwards. Another sparkling person stepped into the shop, glaring at Kenpachi. "There you are! The one who killed Edward! You killed my love! I'll get you for that!"
Bella started to attack, but Kenpachi slashed her in half before she could move forward a single step. "That was even less fun!" Cried a disappointed Yachiru. "These people are so weak!"