Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Warning: Sasuke x Naruto. Do not like then do not read. You have been warned.
There Was Always One With Me
I was sitting in the car with Sasuke wondering about something that I wouldn't normally. Do vampires sparkle in the sunlight or do they burn? Dracula burns in the sunlight then why does Edward sparkle? But which vampire seems more attractive? Sparkly Edward or gloomy Dracula? I wouldn't choose either if I was a girl. Dracula is too Emo and Edward is too gay! Why can't a vampire ever be right? I turned to look at Sasuke wondering if he knew the answers to my questions.
"Sasuke do vampires sparkle in the sunlight or do they burn?" I asked.
"Why are you asking me this?" asked Sasuke with a frown.
"Well Edward sparkles and Dracula burns. I don't get it," I said.
"They burn in the sunlight," said Sasuke.
"But then why does Edward sparkle?" I asked.
"How should I know?" said Sasuke.
"Well is Edward more attractive or is Dracula more attractive?" I asked as Sasuke looked even more pissed off.
"Why are you asking me these questions?" asked Sasuke.
"Just answer me," I said.
"Which one would you choose?" said Sasuke as I crossed my arms.
"None. Dracula is too Emo and Edward is too gay," I said as Sasuke smirked.
"That's my answer too," said Sasuke.
"Sasuke are vampires real?" I asked as he grinned.
"Maybe you'll find out one day," said Sasuke.
"But how?" I asked.
"Just do what you always do," said Sasuke as we arrived at my house.
"You mean trash talk about vampires?" I asked.
"Yes and maybe you'll piss off one enough to reveal that they are a vampire," said Sasuke.
"But Sasuke…" I was cut off.
"Enough Naruto," he said as I frowned.
"Fine bye," I said as I got out of the passenger seat and went inside my house.