hey guys! i just got back from camp, and while i didn't write as much as i'd hoped, i have a new story. yay! at least, i think that deserves a yay. you guys will tell me after you read this chapter. also, i decided to add 1 more chapter at the end of my other story, the percy jackson/avengers crossover. it'll be up either tonight or tomorrow morning. hopefully sooner rather than later.
now, i know there are a million and one versions of "all the avengers living together in the tower". yeah, i know. but they're just so much fun to write. so, i decided to try my luck at making one. this is just the prologue, obviously, but i hope to have the next chapter up soon. theres gonna be no slash, but there may be tony/pepper and clint/natasha implied, somewhere along the way, i'm not that sure. i also don't really have any idea where this is going. it may wind up being just funny stories, with 0 overall plot arch. i haven't decided yet. but please, read, and let me know in reviews! thanks!

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Tony Stark didn't know how or why, but somehow, Stark tower had become Avengers tower. Yeah, he'd invited Bruce to stay with him, but he liked the guy, and Bruce actually knew how to handle technology without breaking it. Unlike some of the other members of the Avengers, cough cough, Rodgers and Thor, cough cough.

It had all started a month after the attack on Manhattan. Stark Tower had been fully rebuilt, and Tony and Pepper had decided they liked living in Manhattan more than California. Banner had moved out, claiming he had some loose ends he had to tie up back in India, and promised to be back soon. What kind of loose ends someone could have in India, Tony could not imagine, but he didn't argue. Bruce had only been gone a few days when they showed up.

Tony had been sound asleep when he awoke to the tower literally shaking.

"Wuuuuh?" He asked groggily. He had stayed up way to late and had way too much to drink the night before to be up this early. Wait, what time was it anyway?

"Jarvis, what time is it? And what the hell was that?"

"It is 10 o clock eastern standard time." And cool, British voice answered. "And if you are referring to the shaking that we just experienced, there is a man on the roof, who is slamming into the building with a large hammer. Should I let him in?"

Thor? What the hell? What was he doing here at this ungodly hour? (pun intended)

Tony sighed. "I'll go get him." If the god heard Jarvis's voice pop out of nowhere, he might get nervous and attempt to attack the building with his hammer. His tower had just been rebuilt. He wasn't in the mood to fix it again.

"Tony, what going on?" Pepper asked as she walked into their bedroom. She was already dressed and probably had had an entire day already. He hated morning people.

"Mr. Oh-so-powerful thunder god decided to drop by. I'm going to find out why the hell he's here."

She pursed her lips. "Just make sure he doesn't break anything. I think there's some pop tarts in the cupboard if he's hungry. I have a meeting with the zoning board for the new tower in Chicago. See you later." She gave him a peck on the lips and left the room, heels clip clopping on the stone floor.

Tony rolled out of bed and made himself a large caffeinated coffee. By the time he reached the roof, he was fully awake. And had a huge headache. Damn the stupid hangover.

He found Thor pounding the roof with his hammer, Meowern or something like that. "Thor! What a, err, pleasant surprise. How are you? Why in the world are you here?"

"Man of Iron!" The god of thunder bellowed. "It is good to see you! The man with the eye of a hawk informed me that you required my presence at your domain immediately!" Thor expression grew puzzled. "How do you enter? In Asgard I just knock with Mijiorn and every building opens!"

Tony was going to kill Barton.

"Thor, here on Midguard we knock with our fists. Actually, in your case, just tap on a door if you want to come in. No need breaking it down. And Barton wasn't serious. I didn't need you here."

Thor looked crestfallen, like a kicked puppy. "Oh. I-I-I'm sorry, son of Stark. I didn't know-"

Tony sighed. What the hell. Maybe while the god was here he could help him adjust a little bit more to modern society. Then he could surprise Barton how he had changed his evil little joke to something that was actually fun. The genius grinned as he plotted, but his thoughts were quickly interrupted.

"Man of iron? What is this magic box?" Tony turned to see Thor attempting to rip open the doors to the elevator. Tony sighed. He definitely had his work cut out for him.

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Stark had just been showing Thor the wonders of cat videos when Jarvis announced, "Sir, Agent Barton requests entry to the tower. Agent Romanoff is with him. Should I let them in?"

Tony barely glanced up from the tablet he was using. "Let them in, Jarvis." He was ready to show the archer that Tony was actually happy that Thor tries to break into his tower this morning. Or, at least, pretend to. Teaching the Asguardian to use any form of technology was a lot harder than it seemed.

Moments later, the elevator dinged open, revealing Clint and Natasha, each rolling a large suitcase behind them. They left their bags in the front entryway and made the way over to the open area where the two men where sitting. Barton plopped down onto the couch near Thor, and put his feet up. He grabbed the remote control, and began surfing channels. "Anything good on?" He asked.

"Oh, yeah sure, make yourself right at home." Tony said sarcastically.

Clint grinned. "I'd hoped you'd say that. Me and Tasha were thinking of staying a while."

Before Tony could say anything, Thor jumped up. "Son of Barton! It is so good to see you! The Man of Iron has showed me how to use this wonderful thing called a tablet, and now I can kill pigs! Watch as I destroy their kingdom!" Thor let out a booming laugh as he sling-shotted another bird into the pigs 'kingdom'. Tony grinned at Clint.

"Well, at least he found something that he liked in technology. Not much brainpower needed to play angry birds."

Natasha shook her head as she sat down next to Clint. "You boys are so immature."

They sat for a minute before Tony finally asked. "So now you two are moving in?"
"Yup." Clint said, not really paying attention.

"And who exactly gave you the right to move in here?"

Clint smirked. "Fury's idea, not mine. If you want to complain to someone about it, go to him. I'm just along for the ride. Apparently he got the idea from some comic book series when he was a kid, about a bunch of super heroes living together, if you can believe that."

Tony shrugged. "Hey, how hard could it be? As long as you guys let me keep the top 5 floors, and stay away from my lab, and stay away from me completely, then I don't really mind."

"No, Stark, this isn't going to work like that. You have to be a team player." A new voice called out. Nick Fury stepped into the living room where they were all sitting.

"Jarvis how did he get in here?" Tony called out into thin air.

"I'm sorry, sir." The A. I answered." It seems my protocols have been overridden."

"You know, Fury, you could at least knock." Fury ignored him. "The Captain will be here tomorrow, and Banner is returning from India next week. As of now, this building is Avengers tower, an official S.H.E.I.L.D building. That means we have unlimited access. And yes, Stark, we can do will be coming in to check on you later in the week. You all have to live together, cohesively. No fighting. I'll see you in a few days." And with that, Fury left.

Tony sighed. "One of these days..."

Clint just grinned. "So where's my room?"