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Harry had been datting Ginny for a couple months now. They were currently in their 7th year at Hogwarts, when one day Ginny decided to ask Harry a big question. Harry she said looking up at him "I was wondering if you would like to join the Hogwarts book club". "No way" Harry replied "I am not ready for that type of commitment, this is all a big conspiracy isnt it. You are clearly plotting to use this book club to get us closer so you can force me into a marriage. No way am I going to fall for that". Pulls out a muggle gun and shoots her dead.
Ron was datting Hermione for about a year now. When one day Hermione walking up to Ron and said "Hey Ron would you like to go to the dance with me". Ron looked at her shocked and said "Whoa wait up Hermione dont you think its a little too early in our relationship for that type of thing". Looking confused Hermione shook her head no. So Ron being the gentlemen he is pulls out a muggle gun and shoots her dead.
Now killing is against the rules at Hogwarts so Harry and Ron were expelled. Ron and Harry decided to move to another part of the world. A quiet more peaceful place so they moved to New York.
Harry was sad because he was all alone so he decided to go out and buy a pet. When he got to the pet store he saw a beautiful red cat and decided to name it Ginny. Ron who was at the same pet store got a cat and named it Fred then he saw a female cat who looked just like Hermione and promptly returned Fred.
Now Ron and Harry who lived next door to eachother just couldnt wait to show off their new cats.
Harry loved his cat Ginny very much, he spoiled her frequently. One day Neville came to visit, Harry decided to tell Neville to come and see Ginny. Now Neville was confused as he had heard Ginny was dead. But wasnt very surprised to find out Harry named his cat Ginny. Everything was going great until Neville saw Ginny using the litter box. Harry looked over at Neville and said "You idiot how dare you watch Ginny use the litter box im gonna have to kill you now". Neville thinking Harry was kidding started to laugh but promptly stoppped laughing when Harry pulled out his gun and killed him.
Of course Ron and Harry once again had to move so they decided to move back to London. Ron got a great new job as a fry cook until he got fired for killing an annoying customer. So once again they had to move. Dumbeldore knowing something was wrong with the two of them decided to have Ron put in an insane asylum. But Harry being intelligent found a way out of going to the asylum. He walked up to Dumbeldore and said "Duct tape" and thats all Dumbeldore needed to know. Because as you know Duct Tape solves all problems.
And as for the cats Ginny and Hermione they lived a great life until one day when Ron took Hermione to the vet and they realized that Hermione is actually a boy.