The fix
I noticed that Edward always acted strange at one time of the month my timeof the month. I climbed out of bed to change my tampon I grabed my bag of Bathroom stuff and walked down the hall to the bathroom. just then I heard Edward's vice coming form the bathroom strange I did not know that Edward was here I thought to myself. I pressed my ear to the door I heard a 'flush' and Edward saying in a childish voice " pee pee go down the hole." another 'flush'. "poo poo go down the hole." I guess I was leaning against the the door too hard because the door opened and I ended up on the floor. I looked up and noticed a familar brownish white string hanging from Edward's mouth the string was attached to my dirty tampon "Hey Bella he said remember that time in the meadow when I told you that your scent was like a drug to me."
He was waving the tampon around while he spoke I was cringing over the sight and the smell of the blood "Well this is my fix. My ownpersonal brand of heroin." "How long have you been doing this?" I asked he looked a bit embarrassed when he answered since." We got together I do this so that I wouldn't eat you Bella love." I starred at him blankly then I ran from the bathroom down the stairs pasted the living room something large caught my eye I turned around walked back to the living room and was shocked at what I saw it was Jacob with his leg hiked up he was pissing on the back of the sofa he was in wolf form.
"Edward!" I screamed he was by my side in a flash with his tamp hanging out of his mouth. he took it out of his mouth and yelled At Jacob. "Bad dog Jacob stupid mutt we piss out side. No dogie treats for you today." then Jacob turned into human form I turned my back to him and yelled. "What the fuck Jake ? Where are your cloths and why are you pissing on my sofa."
"Gees bells turn around and looked at me its not like you haven't wanted to see me nude before you know you do, and what would Charlie say if he heard what a potty mouth you have." I turned around and tried to look at nothing but his face while I yelled at him "What would Charlie say if he knew you were pissing on his sofa and for Christ sakes Jake cover your Wang." "Go home Jake Bella is having a bad day PMS you know." Edward chimes in showing Jake the tampon that he had almost sucked clean. Jacob walked to the door and opened it "oh Jake" I shouted to him "You never told me why you pissed on the sofa." "I was marking my turf." He answered like it was obvious. as he shut the door behind him I rolled my eyes and went up stairs to the bathroom.