Disclaimer thing-a-ma-bob:
Hetalia and it's smexy ass characters don't belong to me. I wish they did, but they don't.
However, Bai Lan Wang does belong to me. Don't use her or her name without permission please. Or I swear I will tell Belarus you like Russia and unleash her on you.
The men looked at each other. Normally, they despised each other's presence, but today was an exception. There was something they all desperately desired, and the only way to obtain it was by working together. This "treasure" they were after was cunning. It was elusive. It had put each of them in their place many times before. But it was the most beautiful "treasure" in all the seven seas. The treasure was a girl. But not just any girl, the girl many of them had come to fear and desire. The lady of the sea, Captain Bai Lan Wang, the Blue Phoenix of the East. As the only female daring enough to captain a pirate ship, she belonged to no man. Many had tried to capture her, these men included, but she never failed to slip through their grasp. Until now. The stunning bird of legend now lay in front of them, long, brown locks tumbling out from beneath a captain's hat.
"Bloody hell," one man said. "It actually worked!"
"But of course," another replied in a thick French accent.
"Kesesese~ It vas because of mein awesome plan," a third chuckled.
"So, what should we do with her?" The last man asked.
"We treat her the same as any one of us would treat each other." The first man replied.
"So you'll feed me horrible food, tie me up, and attempt to kill me?" A new voice chimed in, bitterly. "I can't wait."
"Ah. Zhe belle fille iz awake. Non, we were thinking more along zhe lines of raping you," the Frenchman said, nonchalantly.
The female glared and flipped him off. "Oh, SO nice to see you again, Francis. Gilbert. Toni."
She then turned to the last man and her worst enemy. "Arthur," she snarled.
"Bai Lan," the Brit replied in the same tone.
Bai stood up and dusted herself off. "Now, to what do I owe this pleasure?" She asked, cocking an eyebrow.
No sooner had she finished her sentence when she was forced to the ground. Caught completely by surprise, Bai didn't even try to resist.
"Wha-" Her words were cut short by the Spaniard stuffing something in her mouth. Gilbert, who apparently had forced her to the ground, finished his job by binding her hands and feet tightly. Once she was completely immobile, the four men stepped back to admire their latest prize.
Refusing to give in, Bai glared at the pirates as they laughed at her predicament.
"Ohonhon. Not zo tough now, are you?"
Arthur left the room for a moment and returned with an opaque bottle. After removing the cloth from Bai's mouth, he then proceeded to pinch her nose shut and pour the liquor down her throat.
Because the only other pathway for air was blocked by Arthur's hand, Bai swallowed the bitter liquid. To her disgust, she ended up drinking the whole bottle.
By the time Arthur released her, she had been reduced to a quivering mess on the floor. She didn't even struggle when Toni picked her up bridal-style and tossed her limp body onto the bed in the captain's quarters.
To be continued (?)