Gaara's Gourd Though the Seasons

by half-dark half-light wolf

10 things to do to Gaara's gourd throughout the year on random holidays. Disclaimer: I am NOT responsible for any deaths that may occur due to following thses ideas!

AN: Things to do to Gaara's gourd throughout the year!

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any deaths that may occur due to doing any of the following things.

1. New Years- Put a giant diaper on it. Paint as many fireworks as possible on it.

2. Valentine 's Day. Cover it in melted chocolate. Then paint pink hearts on it with icing.

3. Easter- Fill it with Easter eggs. If possible, add some chicks to it too. Add a painting of a giant bunny.

4. April fool's day- Fill it with whoopee cushions at the bottom. Laugh when he sets it down. Put a hand shocker on the strap. Repeat laughing. Finally, die the sand hot neon pink. Blame it on Naruto and RUN!

5. St Patrick's day- Paint the WHOLE THING green. Blame it on Kankuro.

6. 4th of July- FILL IT WITH FIREWORKS!!! Stand far away before igniting.

7. Thanksgiving- Stick a turkey in it. Watch him be chased down the streets by random cats and dogs.

8. Halloween- Stick a microphone in it. Every time someone walks by, make it scream. Also, add some drawings of pumpkins.

9. Christmas- Make the whole thing into a giant snowman. If possible, tie bells (and more importantly mistletoe!) on it. Watch results from a safe distance.

10. Opposite Day (January 25)- Paint it with rainbows, ponies, and hearts. Firmly attach sign to the back that says "I love the color pink, cute furry animals, and people!" Run like hell afterwards. DO NOT GET CAUGHT!