Cleaning Out My Toilet, a parodies and spoofs fanfic

TOILET: Have you ever been flooded or clogged to the top? Oh yeah I have better go get the mop/ Air fresheners for my stenches cuz they smell like football game benches/ Sick is the man who's behind is behind/all of this smell and rot/The pipes run deep as the ocean/the toilet's exploding/Not gonna take no more from no one/Just gonna throw it back up at em/leave em with a heinie dirty as the mess in my pipes/Look at me now, you go be sick someplace else now/I'm gonna make you look ridiculous now

PERSON: I'm sorry toilet, I never meant to clog you, I never meant to make you spill but tonight, I'm cleaning out my toilet. One more time now, I'm sorry toilet, I never meant to clog you, I never meant to make you spill but tonight, I'm cleaning out my toilet.

PERSON: I got some yuck in my toilet, I don't know if anyone knows it/So before they put more stuff inside/I'm gonna un-clog it/I'll take you back to 73 when it was clean, clean as can be/It was a new thing/Only maybe a few months/Someone must have had some problems/cuz they overflowed it/I wonder if they even thought about flushing it/I look at the toilet and can't picture clogging it again/maybe I made some mistakes but I'm only human/I'm man enough to clean it today/What I did was stupid, no doubt dumb/The smartest thing I did was take the Toilet-Shine out of the cupboard/Cause I would have left the two cans, threw em both out/It's my toilet, I wanna welcome you to the bathroom

TOILET: Now I would never stay dirty just to get recognition/Take a second if you think the I'm that kind of person/Put yourself in my position/Just envision people sitting on you and dropping things on you/Always throwing things and putting things on you/My whole life I've been taught to stay clean but I wasn't supposed to/Makes ya sick to your stomach doesn't it/Why did you do that to me, huh/Why did you treat me like that, huh/You're getting older now/Soon you'll be at a nursing home now/I'm getting so clean, you should see me now/But you never will/I won't even be at your funeral cause I'm stuck in the ground/What hurts me most/is that you never scrubbed me down/keep telling yourself you were too busy/yeah do that but don't try to/take credit for what you didn't help me be like/you selfish guy/I hope you die/and have no toilet to use/remember when the next-door neighbors/they got rid of their toilet/and you said you wished it was me/well, I'm gone now/gone to you as can be

TOILET: Yeah right you're sorry, you never meant to clog me, you never meant to make me flood, you said you were gonna clean me out. Yeah right you're sorry, you never meant to clog me, you never meant to make me flood, you said you were gonna clean me out. Yeah right you're sorry, you never meant to clog me, you never meant to make me flood, you said you were gonna clean me out.

PERSON: I sware I'm sorry, I never meant to make you flood, I never meant to make you overflow, I guess tomorrow, I'll clean out my toilet. I sware I'm sorry, I never meant to make you flood, I never meant to make you overflow, I guess tomorrow, I'll clean out my toilet.

TOILET: Yeah that's right. You cleaning out your toilet. You better or I'ma make a big mess outta your bathroom.