HEY! HEY! HEY! This is not exactly a story but each chapter is a random story we made up with Vampire Knight! So to not get you confused they are all separate stories by me and other people! Its mainly weirdness and humor. Enjoy!

[Zero knocks on Yuuki's dormitory and Yuuki opens the doors.]

Zero: Yuuki! Where fore art thou?!

Yuuki: I'm right here. Wait, who the hell are you?

Zero: Um... I'm Zero? Don't you know who I am?

Yuuki: I don't know. Some idiot shot me in the head and took my money. They also stuck skittles up my nose. That's about all I remember.

Zero: Uhhh... Yeah.. About that, I can explain--

Yuuki: Holy S**t! Who are you?! [Points at Shiki who enters the room with two other people]

Shiki: I am Shiki, and this is Rima... And Aidou

[Aidou cocks his head to the side]

Yuuki: Oh I see. Hi Titty!

Shiki: Its Shiki.

Yuuki: James?

Shiki: No. ITS SHIKI!

Yuuki: Victoria?

Shiki: SHIKI!!!

Yuuki: Laurant?

Shiki: SHIKI!!!

Yuuki: CAT?!

Shiki: YEa-NOOOOO!!!!!

Yuuki: *GASP!* GOD?!

Shiki: NOOOOO--!!!

[Please stand by! :D]

Yuuki: Do you need some water?

Shiki: *sigh* Okay-

Aidou: [Suddenly sniffs the air] You brought a snack!

[Everyone stares at him]

Aidou: I can't help myself. I smell something... mouthwatering... mon.

Yuuki: Oh I know what you mean! Want some skittles?

Aidou: Yeah, Yeah, YEAH!

Yuuki: Here you go! [Tosses Aidou some skittles]

[Aidou munches on them cheerfully, slowly savoring their delicious tast-

Yuuki: But seriously, who the hell would stick skittles up my nose?!?! Skittles out of all--

Aidou: WHAT?!

[Aidou spits out the skittles like a bullets from a gun

Yuuki: Aidou! Y-you broke my nail!

[Yuuki see gun on thwe floor]

Yuuki: Hey look a gun!

[Yuuki picks up the gun, shoots Aidou, and throws the gun out the window. Everything happened so slowly when the gun was flung away.]

Zero:[slow motion, Zero running to the window, toward his gun] NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[In Rima's head]

Rima: Why is Zero going slow motion all of a sudden?!

[Back to normal pace]

[Gun flies out the window and hits a person on the head outside. The person starts to cry.]

[*LOOOOONNNNGGGG Pause]

Shiki: Is that a baby I hear crying?!

Yuuki: Psh... Whatever, let's go for a slice of pizza.

[Ruka showed up sometime during the seen]

Ruka: YEAH!

[Everyone except Zero is about to leave when Aidou suddenly sits up]

Aidou: Wait! I'm still alive!

Yuuki: *GASP!* AIDOU!!!

Aidou: What?!

Yuuki: I think you're a vampire.

. . .

P.S. Zero is still by the window, mourning for the loss of his beloved gun.