Invader Zim fanfic: Invader Tel's Return of Doom and Other Stuff.
CHAPTER ONE!!!
"GIR!" Zim yelled from his underground laboratory. "Come Gir!"
"He hehehehehe" Gir Giggled as he watched The Scary Monkey Show in the TV room.
"GIR!!" Zim yelled again. "Come here!"
"But, Master," Gir complained, "I'm watching the scary monkey show!"
"That monkey." Zim said angrily. "Gir, I COMMAND you to come NOW!"
Gir stood up on the couch as his eyes turned red. "YES, MY MASTER!" He flew up and turned upside down till his head pointed at the ground. He flew down, strait through the floor and into the underground laboratory where Zim was. Gir landed on his head next to Zim. He stayed in the same spot, giggling while doing a headstand.
Zim looked up at the hole in the ceiling and back down at Gir. Gir fell out of the headstand and kept laughing.
"GIR!" Zim yelled, "Stop laughing! You're giving me brain worms!"
"He he! You've got a headache!" Gir said.
"Yes Gir, I know I have a headache. NOW BE QUIET!"
"You need some aspirin!" Gir yelled happily.
"Ase-piren?" Zim said cautiously. "Aspirin! That's human medicine! You say I, Zim, need human medicine?!"
"Um, yes?" Gir said.
Zim sighed angrily. "Look Gir, the reason I called you down here was because you destroyed part of the house's computers. The house can no longer assist me until the damage is repaired. I need you to…help…ME build this robot!"
"Robot?" Gir said, standing on his head again. He fell down.
Zim sighed again. "Gir, lift up that piece of metal and put it over there."
Gir walked over and easily picked up the large piece of metal.
"NO GIR! Not over there , OVER HERE! ARGGG!" He yelled as Gir skipped over to him.
"Do de do de do" Gir said as he skipped over to Zim, until…
"INCOMING TRANSMISSION" The house's computer said.
"TRANSMISSION?!!" Zim said. He walked over to the Huge screen TV and waited for the 'unknown' transmission to come in. "It must be the tallest congratulating me for my latest victory against the Dib human." (Zim had stolen Dib's pencil while he was taking a bathroom break). Zim scratched his chin and remembered back. Zim was sitting in his desk when Dib came back. Dib sat down in his desk. "Hey, where's my pencil?" Dib said simply. Zim laughed out loud and everyone looked at him. Dib pulled out another pencil. Zim's memory was interrupted by Gir.
The tallest did not show up on the screen.
Instead, another irkan showed up. She Glared into the screen at Zim with her Deep blue eyes. He recognized her instantly.
"Tel!" He yelled in surprise.
"Yes, Zim, It's me." She said seriously.
"HIIIII!!!" Gir screamed into the screen.
Everyone was silent.
"Ahem." Tel said irritated. "Well, Zim, I was just stopping by the solar system, when I heard a distress call and,"
"What do you want?!" Zim said glaring at her.
"I was getting to that!" she said angrily.
"I have no time for this!" Zim said.
"Yes you do." Gir said.
"NO I DON'T, GIR!" Zim yelled.
"Well, as I was saying, I heard a distress call. It was Tak."
"TAK?!" Zim yelled.
"Yes, Tak," She said, "She was stranded on the moon and she said it was all your fault."
"She was a threat to my mission!" Zim yelled.
"You don't have a mission, Zim! You aren't even an invader!"
"Lies! All Lies!! Goodbye Tel!" Zim pushed a button and Tel disappeared off the screen. "Well, that's enough of her Gir. Gir? GIR!!"
CHAPTER ONE!!!
"GIR!" Zim yelled from his underground laboratory. "Come Gir!"
"He hehehehehe" Gir Giggled as he watched The Scary Monkey Show in the TV room.
"GIR!!" Zim yelled again. "Come here!"
"But, Master," Gir complained, "I'm watching the scary monkey show!"
"That monkey." Zim said angrily. "Gir, I COMMAND you to come NOW!"
Gir stood up on the couch as his eyes turned red. "YES, MY MASTER!" He flew up and turned upside down till his head pointed at the ground. He flew down, strait through the floor and into the underground laboratory where Zim was. Gir landed on his head next to Zim. He stayed in the same spot, giggling while doing a headstand.
Zim looked up at the hole in the ceiling and back down at Gir. Gir fell out of the headstand and kept laughing.
"GIR!" Zim yelled, "Stop laughing! You're giving me brain worms!"
"He he! You've got a headache!" Gir said.
"Yes Gir, I know I have a headache. NOW BE QUIET!"
"You need some aspirin!" Gir yelled happily.
"Ase-piren?" Zim said cautiously. "Aspirin! That's human medicine! You say I, Zim, need human medicine?!"
"Um, yes?" Gir said.
Zim sighed angrily. "Look Gir, the reason I called you down here was because you destroyed part of the house's computers. The house can no longer assist me until the damage is repaired. I need you to…help…ME build this robot!"
"Robot?" Gir said, standing on his head again. He fell down.
Zim sighed again. "Gir, lift up that piece of metal and put it over there."
Gir walked over and easily picked up the large piece of metal.
"NO GIR! Not over there , OVER HERE! ARGGG!" He yelled as Gir skipped over to him.
"Do de do de do" Gir said as he skipped over to Zim, until…
"INCOMING TRANSMISSION" The house's computer said.
"TRANSMISSION?!!" Zim said. He walked over to the Huge screen TV and waited for the 'unknown' transmission to come in. "It must be the tallest congratulating me for my latest victory against the Dib human." (Zim had stolen Dib's pencil while he was taking a bathroom break). Zim scratched his chin and remembered back. Zim was sitting in his desk when Dib came back. Dib sat down in his desk. "Hey, where's my pencil?" Dib said simply. Zim laughed out loud and everyone looked at him. Dib pulled out another pencil. Zim's memory was interrupted by Gir.
The tallest did not show up on the screen.
Instead, another irkan showed up. She Glared into the screen at Zim with her Deep blue eyes. He recognized her instantly.
"Tel!" He yelled in surprise.
"Yes, Zim, It's me." She said seriously.
"HIIIII!!!" Gir screamed into the screen.
Everyone was silent.
"Ahem." Tel said irritated. "Well, Zim, I was just stopping by the solar system, when I heard a distress call and,"
"What do you want?!" Zim said glaring at her.
"I was getting to that!" she said angrily.
"I have no time for this!" Zim said.
"Yes you do." Gir said.
"NO I DON'T, GIR!" Zim yelled.
"Well, as I was saying, I heard a distress call. It was Tak."
"TAK?!" Zim yelled.
"Yes, Tak," She said, "She was stranded on the moon and she said it was all your fault."
"She was a threat to my mission!" Zim yelled.
"You don't have a mission, Zim! You aren't even an invader!"
"Lies! All Lies!! Goodbye Tel!" Zim pushed a button and Tel disappeared off the screen. "Well, that's enough of her Gir. Gir? GIR!!"