A text-fic...I am not even ashamed.
MadHatter: Hey, Bruce...Brucie...Hulkster...Hulkinator. Brucie-Brucey-Bruce!
ZenMaster: Yes Tony?
MadHatter: Hand me the tablet?
FreedomFighter: Why can't you get it? It is right in front of you!
ArrowHead: Haven't you heard Cap? Movement is overrated.
ShadowWeb: Don't let Fury hear that or you'll be out of a job.
MadHatter: So is that a no?
ArrowHead: Ouch. That stung Nat. Don't you think Cap?
ZenMaster: I'm not even the same building as you.
FreedomFighter: Natasha is not wrong, if you chose not to move then you would not be able to do your job.
MadHatter: And...?
ArrowHead: Not you too, Steve!
ZenMaster: That is a no.
ShadowWeb: Man up.
MadHatter: Then how about pick up food on the way back? You're leaving already aren't you?
ArrowHead: Everyone hates me!
ZenMaster: If your buying. And yes, I have left already.
FreedomFighter: We don't hate you!
MadHatter: Don't I always.
ArrowHead: Filthy, meaningless lies!
MadHatter: BRUCE IS DOING A FOOD RUN! WHO WANTS WHAT!?
ArrowHead: Shawarma!
ShadowWeb: Thai.
FreedomFighter: Pizza please.
MadHatter: And I want a burger. A big, juicy, cheesy, artery clogging, heart threatening burger.
ZenMaster:...I'm not even going to mention how unhealthy that sounds.
ThunderLord: GREETINGS MY FRIENDS, MY LADY JANE HAS BEEN MOST GRACIOUS IN TEACHING ME HOW TO WORK THIS ENTHRALLING DEVICE IN ORDER FOR ME TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU ALL!
MadHatter: Hey, Fabio, are you on caps lock or something?
ThunderLord: MAN OF IRON, WHOM IS THIS "FABIO" THAT YOU REFER TO WHENCE SPEAKING TO ME? AND WHAT IS THIS "CAPS LOCK" THAT YOU SPEAK OF?
ArrowHead: Caps lock is when you type only in capital letters- usually happens on accident.
ThunderLord: I SEE. THIS IS NOT AN ERROR MY FRIENDS, MY LADY JANE MENTIONED HOW SPEAKING IN CAPITALS HELPS CENVEY MEANING AND I WOULD NOT HAVE UNDERSTANDING OF SPEACH LOST THROUGH WRITING.
FreedomFighter: That is...a very nice thought, I thank you.
MadHatter: Yeah, yeah- God of Thunder is as sweet as bunnies on Easter. Anyways, Grease Lightning, do you have any plans to return to Asgard soon?
ThunderLord: INDEED I DO, MAN OF IRON. I WAS PLANNING ON VISITING MY BROTHER THIS WEEK.
MadHatter: Fantastic- how's Bambi doing anyways? Swing by the Tower before you go, I want to give you a phone I've been missing with to see if it has service still on other planets.
ThunderLord: LOKI IS FARING AS WELL AS HE CAN GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES, I BELIEVE THAT HE MAY BE BOTH BORED AND LONELY THOUGH HE WOULD NEVER ADMIT TO THE LATER. I SHALL BE MOST HONORED TO ASSIST YOU IN SUCH AN ENDEVOR! BUT FOR NOW I MUST BID YOU FAREWELL MY FRIENDS FOR LADY DARCY HAS CALLED US TO MEET TOGETHER TO BREAK OUT NOON FASTING.
ZenMaster: Speaking of food, everything is on the table for who ever wants it.
Alright, incase there's any confusion...
MadHatter = Tony
FreedomFighter = Steve
ShadowWeb = Natasha
ArrowHead = Clint
ThunderLord = Thor
ZenMaster = Bruce