Warning:Major OOC, Yaoi, Lemons, Swearing, Violence. Crack fic.

Summary: Two years have passed since Ryuji, Neji, Gaara, and Naruto went camping. What's wrong and where are they?

A/n: Someone promised me a whipped cream covered Naruto so here I am! JK! So anyways here is the long forgotten sequel to "A Tale of Two Demons"

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Prelude: What happened?

The years passed. The four friends, lovers by loving, gone. Their bond of friendship gone. The times the spent together, gone. All apart by several thousands of miles, determined to get back in one another's lives.

They were all sitting around the campsite, joking merrily, teasing Ryuji. In a blinding light Ryuji was the first to go. Then another flash. Naruto went. The lights continued flashing until all four shinobi were gone.

Of course Kakashi, Iruka, Temari, Kankuro, Sakura, Choji, Shikamaru and all of the rest of the rookie 9 began looking for the four missing shinobi, their friends.

Summer turned to autumn, autumn to winter, winter to spring, and spring to summer. The cycle continued, the teams still searching. Two years passed.

Chapter 1, Section 1: Sand in the Hour Glass

Gaara's POV

We find Gaara, alone, half-naked, crying and sitting in a small padded chamber, most likely the one of a mental hospital. Gaara was found on the streets, thrashing and exclaiming he needed his friends. He was placed in this institute due to the fact they knew he had no friends.

"I remember it like it was all yesterday. We were all sitting around the campsite, minding our own business and then all of a sudden…time stopped. It didn't really stop, it just…it's just all a blank. I'm sitting in this room…full of people-strange people. Where's my blonde kitsune? Why am I here?" I thought angrily to myself. The bars began sliding along the rail. Feeding time. A plate was thrown towards myself; I didn't try to catch it. I just lay there crying my heart out.

"Shut up you worthless bitch." Spat the prison guard, closing the gate.

I shook my head, "You're wrong…they were real…I know they were…" i said to myself, murmuring it.

"I think I know how I can help you." Said a soft voice. Gaara turned his head to the side to see the brunette hair of a leaf kunoichi. Hinata Hyuuga.

"Hinata-chan?" I asked confusedly. She quickly put a finger to her lips; I knew I had to be quiet.

"Yes Gaara. We've been looking for you guys for so long now." She said with a smile. "We know where one of your friends is at." She continued. My eyes lit up.

"Where?" I asked in a hushed whisper. Her eyes grew dim. "Hinata-chan?" I asked again. She began crying.

Chapter 1, Section 2: Snow White Enchantment

Neji's POV

Neji sat on the edge of a hospital bed, he had just woken up from a two year coma. He looked around to see Flowers, a note, and Lee sitting there.

"L-Lee?" I asked in a strained, tired voice.

"NEJI!" Lee shouted almost shattering my eardrums. "We thought you would never wake!" He continued on, hugging Me tightly.

"Lee! LEE!!!" I shouted at the boy. He stopped hugging me and looked back at the note on the table, tears swelling in his eyes.

"Neji-san…" Lee said softly, losing most of his effervescent nature.

"Lee…what is it? What's going on? Where am i? How did you get here?" I asked confusedly.

"Oh Neji." Lee said wiping his eyes. "You are in the Konoha Hospital, I walked here everyday for the past two years, we thought" He started before I interrupted.

"TWO YEARS?!" I asked. Lee nodded his head sadly.

"Yes. We found you unconscious in the forest, twenty miles from your campsite. No one else was there." Lee said, continuing to speak as I went deep into thought.

"Wait…if I was the only one there…where is Ryu-koi? Gaara? Naruto? Where the hell is everybody and how the fuck did I end up here?" I though angrily. Lee began shaking me violently.

"Neji…we found this note in Ryuji's jacket…it's addressed to you, Gaara and Naruto…Gaara should be arriving shortly. Naruto is already here." Lee said, pointing to the sleeping blond in the bed over to my right. "The note on the envelope specifically asked that you three read it all together…it said if you didn't…well…just please do it Neji!" lee shouted at me. I nodded.

"Anything for my Ryu-koi." I said looking over at the blond as well. "What happened to Naruto?" I asked suddenly.

"He was found bleeding in the middle of nowhere AKA Suna Desert. We brought him back and he should" Lee said as Naruto rubbed his eyes groggily.

"Neji-chan?" Naruto asked in a small whisper. I nodded.

"I'm right here…and Ga" I started as the door to the hospital room with us in it swung open; I paused. Through the door came Hinata and Gaara, Gaara's hand being held by Hinata's.

Chapter 1, Section 3: Alls well that ends horribly.

Narrators POV

The three shinobi that had last seen each other two years ago exchanged hugs. Gaara and Naruto stayed together for a long while, hugging, kissing and crying happily. After 25 minutes of this almost complete reunion, Naruto and Gaara turned their heads towards Neji, knowing why the white-eyed ninja had a sad look upon his face, and the tears falling from his eyes were not tears of enjoyment, but tears of rage, sadness, and loneliness. Naruto stood up, wobbling slightly, and moved himself over to Neji's bed and sat down. Gaara sat on the other side of Neji wrapping his arm around him, Naruto following the same action.

"OH Neji-chan…" Naruto said, sadness in his bright blue eyes.

"I think…" Gaara murmured. Lee and Hinata had gathered around the three gay boys, their eyes wandering from Neji, to Naruto, to Gaara and finally to the letter next to the three.

"Yes Gaara…we should." Neji finally spoke out. He reached over for the blue envelope and began reading the writing out loud. The letter read as folloing:

(On the envelope)

To Neji-koi, Gaara-chan, Naruto-chan.

PS: Please read this all together.

Neji began fumbling with the envelope so Naruto took it and began opening the seal. The three of their eyes widened as three things, all belonging to Ryuji, fell out of the thick, bulgy envelope. Neji picked up the item wrapped up with his name on it and opened it.

"Oh my god…" Neji said crying. Ryuji's dog collar, the one received at the festival fell out. It was covered in a small spot of blood.

"Neji-chan…" Naruto said crying. Gaara wrapped his arms tighter around the crying shinobi. "L-let's see…wh-what else there is." He finished. Gaara picked up the next package, the one addressed to him. He unwrapped it and dropped it.

"Oh my god…" Gaara said softly as he stared at the diary Ryuji had always written in. He picked it up and held it close to his heart. Naruto picked up the last bundle and unwrapped it slowly. His eyes were streaming with tears as he left his head on Neji's shoulder. Ryuji had left him his favorite dragon plushy, the one given to him by Neji.

"Why…why is all this stuff here?" Neji asked. Hinata and Lee had left. Neji picked up the letter, reading it aloud. The letter was as following:

Guys, if you're reading this something terrible has happened to me. I must either be dead or I am being raped, tortured and humiliated as we speak. The clues to my disappearance will show them selves onto you, but until then I must say something. I want you to know ten things…ten things I have been meaning to tell all of you for so long…

Ryuji's Corner:

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