this is technicaly a repost, I am in the process of transfering from my old acount
Reasons Snape takes away house points
500 points from Gryffindor for reading Twilight
5 points from Gryffindor for running around with a shoe untied
10 points from Gryffindor for being heterosexual
10 points from Gryffindor for using the term "Justin Beiber' in my classroom
100 points from Gryffindor for trying to slip me ecstasy
10 points from Gryffindor for bringing Goldfish and not sharing with me
30 points from Gryffindor for making a sex-change potion without my permission.
10 points from Gryffindor for trying to ship Hermione with ANYONE
30 points from Gryffindor for bleeding all over my class
40 points from Gryffindor for using "wikapedia" as a reliable source
20 points from Gryffindor for creating a trans-dimensional portal in my classroom
50 points from Gryffindor for reading something OTHER THAN yaoi
50 points from Gryffindor for using my cauldron to make instant pudding
10 points from Gryffindor for trying to stick wolf's bane up your nose
20 points from Gryffindor for using a wood spoon for a beating stick