Derived from dreams, inside jokes, crack, randomness, and brain freeze, here be a stoy co-authored with my good friend Becca. This chapter is almost 100 percent written by me, but here's a guide for the next few chapters, so you know what to expect from her.
1- If it's perverted, she wrote it
2- If it's disturbing, she wrote it
3- If it involves Final Fantasy or Kingdom Hearts, she wrote it
4- If it sounds wrong, she wrote it
5- If you scream when reading it, she wrote it
Now you know why this story is rated T.
Anyway, enjoy the crack!
Disclaimer: I don't own Becca, She doesn't own me. Neither of us own FMA or anything else in the story, besides the actual story and ourselves.
Once upon a time, Roy came into his office to find Riza sitting at his desk, drinking his coffee.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" he roared.
-The following 18 pages have been censored-
"WTF?" said Roy.
"GASP!" gasped Riza at his choice of words.
"No, it stands for 'Went to France'".
"Oh. Bonjour!" Riza turned into a mockingbird and flew away.
"Mmm. I'm gonna watch TV." Roy turned on the tv that randomly appeared in the middle of the room.
"Pikachu!" Pikachu pikachued.
"Ooh! Pokemon!" Roy fangirl-screamed.
"Pikachu! Thundershock!"
KA-BOOM
The screen flashed red, white, and blue.
"AAAAAGH!" Roy aaaaaghed, and rolled on the carpet, having a seizure. The tv blew up.
"That was weird," he said, getting up.
"But why is the rum gone?" Jack Sparrow said.
"Because I said so," Roy royed.
"Damn!" said Jack, and Will Turner hit him over the head with an oar.
"Owie..." Jack moaned, and hit the floor and turned to gold.
Elizabeth sighed dramatically.
"Sigh!"
"All in a day's work!" Will Rock Lee-posed at a wooing Elizabeth and a stunned Roy.
"Enough with the pirates!" Roy said, and everyone disappeared.
Three new girls appeared.
"I think we should go that-a way!" one of the taller girls said.
"What?" the other taller girl said.
"I don't think we're at Otakon anymore..." the shorter girl said.
"EH?" the three girls screamed with the same upset look on their faces.
"TAISA!" the first girl, who was dressed as Nina, screamed and tackle-glomped him.
"Becca!" the other two, dressed as Riza and Winry, shouted.
"What?" the one named Becca looked at them.
"Let the poor man breathe," said the one dressed as Riza.
The tv randomly fixed itself and turned on.
"Ooh! Pokemon!" Fake!Riza fangirl-screamed.
"Oh damn," said Roy.
Everyone had seizures. Then Havoc randomly came in, smoking.
"Wazzap!" He saw the tv and also had a seizure. The cigarette fell out of his mouth and the office caught on fire.
The tv blew up again.
"That was weird," said Fake!Riza.
Just then they realized the room had gone up in flames.
"FIRE!!!111oneone" they all screamed.
TA-DA! Please give feedback. We love reviews. And the next chapters only get crazier, so be warned.
-Julia & Becca