Buffy the Vampire Slayer Q&A

by Wesker's Son

I've kidnapped, I mean invited the Buffy gang to the first Buffy Q&A ever. Torture, force, dare, hurt, and even kill them as much as you like. As long as it not sex, it okay!

1. Chapter 1

Buffy: (looks around) Where are we?
Giles: I don't know.
Spike: (Spike pointing toward me) Um, who is he?
Me: Why, hello cast.
Willow: Cast?
Me: Yes, witch cast.

Drusilla: And who are you?

Me: I'm the author, naraku's brother.
Xander: Hold on, cast for what?
Me: The first Buffy the Vampire Slayer Q&A, of course!
Anya: (looking at me like I'm crazy) And what makes you think we're gonna stay to do it?
Me: Because there is no exit, you're in Room of Spirit and Time.
Buffy: The what of what and what.
Me: (sighs) Have any of you ever Dragonball Z?
The Trio and Xander: (raise their hands)
Me: (Turns toward the audience) Figures. We in the big white room seen during the Cell Saga.
Everyone: Oh.
Buffy: Well, Willow can teleport us out.
Me: No, she can't. I took away her teleportation spells and any spells harmful to me.
Spike: Well, we can gang up on him.
Me: (shakes my head) Uh-Uh.
Giles: And why not.
Me: (raises my hand and a Death Ball appears) That's why. So obey me or this happens. (throws it at Warren and he explodes)
Jonathan and Andrew: Why'd you do that.
Me: I hate him . Not only is he annoying, he killed Buffy and Tara. I don't support homosexual relationships, but I liked Tara. She was good people.
Everyone except Willow and Tara: Bring him back.
Me: I'm the author and what I say goes. Willow, Tara, do we want him back? It up to you.
Willow and Tara: (look at each other, then look back me) Sure, but if he gets on our nerves, we want to kill him personally.
Me: (revives Warren) Happy. Alright, this is the first chapter. Feel free to ask, date, befriend, and torture-
Everyone: Torture.
Me: Yes, torture, and you know what, just for that, kill any of the cast members, who are Buffy, Spike, Giles, Angel, Willow, Anya, Tara, Drusilla, Darla, the Trio, Caleb, Faith, The Mayor, and the Master. Till next time- (looks over and see Spike kissing Buffy, Willow kissing Tara, and Anya kissing Xander) Hey, cut that crap out! (gets a water sprayer out of nowhere) Hey! (sprays them until they stop).
Them: What?
Me: Only the reviewers can tell you when to kiss. And that it, no sex, although fighting is allowed. (throw a chair, I teleport out of dodge as everyone starts fighting)