~I won't kill him, just torture him. That way he can feel my pain. Maybe in his sleep I will fucking kill him. Haven't decided yet~

Prologue

Nausea and headaches are often caused by way too much alcohol… yeeaaah maybe I should have paid more attention to science.

I was half asleep when trying to get out of my bed. My eyes were hazy as my forehead fell flat onto the palm of my left hand.

"Urgh! What the fuck happened last night?" Trying to ease my headache I questioned myself. I wasn't entirely sure what was going on, but the fact my clothes were drench in…some - sort of liquid, made me realize the errors of my actions.

Who knows maybe I'm in one of those awkward situations like:

-when your Mum accidentally walks in the toilet and your face looks completely constipated.

- or when you tell your guy friend that his fly is open and they give you a weird expression and you start to it think why on earth were you even looking down there in the first place?

-and lastly, you wake up one day to find yourself hung over and well… I'll tell you one thing, I am not about look across my bed to find a girl lying there; instead I'm going to get up and have myself a shower.

An hour later

A wet shower did me well, it sort-of woke me up long enough for me to have some breakfast and a change in clothes. I walked towards my bedroom window and ripped apart the curtains.

To my dismay the sunlight shone, my reflex got the better of me and before I knew it I found myself on the ground.

"AARGH So bright!" my eyes clasped as I touched the small bump on my arm, formed by the fall "That hurt".

My mobile phone started to rumbled in my back pocket. I took it out and read the message:

From: Naruto

Hey I need to talk to you, so I'm coming round.

I blinked for a moment and uttered in confusion "Sure come round without permission" this was a bit weird though, usually he wouldn't even text he'd just show up.

Hnn...I text back the words:

To: Naruto

You sound serious, did something happen between you an-

I suddenly erased my message and instead, placed my mobile back in my pocket. "What's wrong with me?" I sighed rubbing the back of my hair.

"That hurt!? Was I that good!"

The voice of a teen girl chuckled harmlessly "Well good morning…Sasuke Uccchhiiiha!" and I instantly froze in place.

Damn it, there was a girl! Now this was a very awkward situation - you know how girls are, always about themselves and their emotions. Well I'll tell you a second thing... I am not the relationship type. Therefore, there was only one thing left to do... I had to face facts. I re-opened my eyes and glanced at my approacher.

It was…how in earth? Why in earth!? Would I have sex with "KARIN HOSHI!"

"Huh?" Karin blinked at least twice in confusion and when she got up close to me, a smirk began to emerge from her lips. "What's the matter Sasuke; cat got your tongue?"

I gulped "No, I just need an aspirin."

A/N: Please, please review guys I would like to know what you think about my first fanfic.