BROTHERS
Itachi and Naruto conversation about Sasuke
Naruto: finally gonna try and capture me..
Itachi: no I merely want to talk with you. Aren't you going to run?
Naruto: I can't afford to do that I need to capture you so that I can find Sasuke…
Itachi: … what is it about my little brother that makes you care about him so much he's so rogue ninja who abandoned you. He's also absolutely uncute and whining ass.
Naruto: because he's like a brother to me and I'm a better brother than you ever were!
Itachi: … Naruto ….
Naruto: …
Itachi: can I adopt you???
Naruto: EH!?
Itachi: (hugging Naruto) it's been years and all sasuke ever think I about is how he could kill me, I mean, *he* thinks he's got it rough. How about me!? I have a shark with a sword fellow as a companion does he ever think about chasing me back home? Noooooooooooooooooooo… but you'll come after me right Naruto-chan?
Narrator: and they live happily ever after the end nah hahaha of course Naruto ran away at itachi like he was chasing a crazy fanboy hahaha and Kisame cough while drinking a very hot coffee.