There will be one or two more chapters but I'll keep it short. I really liked rubyanjel's story of what happened when Sheldon introduced Amy to all his cats so I'm stopping it right where that one starts. I know the show said Mrs. Cooper called Amy. Be patient. This isn't AU and will stay true to canon.
No narration for this chapter, just imagine you're eavesdropping.
The Potentiality Revelation
AMY
-Hello?
LEONARD
-Amy? This is Leonard.
AMY
-x-
LEONARD
-Leonard Hofstadter?
AMY
-Hello, Leonard. May I ask how you got my number?
LEONARD
-Sheldon put it in the one of emergency addendums to the roommate agreement. "Persons to immediately warn in the event that I become infected with a zombie virus." He hasn't put out the new revision yet.
AMY
-I assume you are not calling to tell me Sheldon has turned into a zombie.
LEONARD
-No.
-x-
AMY
-Spit it out, Leonard. We both know you dislike me and I have things to do, so if this was meant to be the setup for some kind of prank…
LEONARD
-What? I never said that! I mean, did Sheldon tell you that?
AMY
-Sheldon would not waste his time discussing emotional dishwater. While my aversion to banal chit chat has limited my exposure to the variety of slang and innuendos individuals of lower intelligence, like yourself, would normally use, I have no trouble reading human expressions.
LEONARD
-Oh. I, uh, I didn't realize…
AMY
-The discomfort and occasional disgust you and the rest of Sheldon's social group have displayed whenever I interacted with you was rather obvious.
LEONARD
-Oh, shi… I mean, we're just used to that kind of thing always going over Sheldon's head and you two are so much alike…
AMY
-I wouldn't have seen the need to state it but obviously I am not Sheldon.
LEONARD
-Well, I'm sorry.
-x-
AMY
-Unnecessary, but apology accepted.
LEONARD
-x-
AMY
-Leonard, I'm sure someone like yourself often requires time to sit and meditate on their personal growth but, as I said, I do have other things to do. Since I am no longer even an ancillary member of your social group, I see no reason…
LEONARD
-You have to make up with him.
AMY
-What? With whom?
LEONARD
-What do you mean, 'whom'? Sheldon!
AMY
-Leonard, while I understand your primitive need to maintain even an unpleasant state of equilibrium within your social dynamic, that is not my problem. The five months during which Sheldon and I regularly conversed went far beyond expectations to begin with. Friendships never last in the end. Speaking of social dynamics, did you know that even after a wolf pack has accidentally caused the death of the unwanted omega wolf, they can mourn its loss for as long as…
LEONARD
-Amy, he misses you and he can't handle it. This isn't a prank. He's gone completely off the deep end and he's getting worse. I think this time he's certifiably nuts.
AMY
-x-
LEONARD
-Amy?
AMY
-x-
LEONARD
-Hello?