Hey! I am new to the fanfic writing world, but I've been reading for a long time and I've started to get fed up with some things. At 2 a.m. I finally snapped at a sleepover and wrote a spoof on You Don't Know. I'd like to thank my 5 friends at the party who helped me with the rhyming! It was decided the terrible grammar in this section has gone on far too long.

I realize I may be flamed, but comments are welcome!

Disclaimer: If I owned Next to Normal would I being writing a spoof of my own song? I didn't think so.


Do you open up fanfic and die a bit inside
Do you close your eyes at the sight of it and scream up to the sky?
It's living in a nightmare, not knowing where to turn
Do you know, do you know, the pain when your eyes begin to burn?

Like a world that once had quality goes and fades to crap
When tomorrow's posts terrify you, and you cry when you look back!

You don't know. I know you don't know.
You say that you're decent, it sure doesn't show You don't know! It just pains me so,
When you go dot dot dot, and I saaay, FUCK NOOOOOOOO.

The sensation that you're dying after reading some of it
And reading an entire story will make you throw a fit
It just keeps on coming at you, multiple posts in a day!
No it's not, no it's not, no it's not o fucking Kay!

Like an illiterate fangirl you just keep posting stuff,
And would it really kill you to post more than FUCKING fluff?


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