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A Masterpiece in Pink
The bottle of Shanghai Shimmer sat on the small table in the solarium as the artist prepared for his latest masterpiece. The morning light was illuminating the room with a warm glow perfect for highlighting his canvas for each elegant stroke necessary to achieve his vision. His long, tapered fingers perfect for such dainty and fine work, gently picked up the brush dipped in the pearly pink medium. Slowly and with precision he stroked the brush on his tiny canvas careful not to mar the surrounding soft, tactile medium which would frame his masterpiece.
Soon the perfection of his art was delicately wiggling at him as the sweet melody of his muse's giggles tempted him to miss a stroke. The artist was nothing if not serious and dedicated to his task and continued each tiny precise stroke until his masterpiece was completed. He sat back and admired his work.
"Doctor, are you going to spend all day at this? Is this some new Time Lord fetish?"
"Rooose, this is art! Just look at it! Not one mistake. This is pink perfection. You'll note the perfect symmetry on each adorable toe!"
Rose giggled wiggling her toes still perched in his lap. "You sure your inner Donna isn't peaking out?"
"Oi, I'll have you know that there are places in the universe where such talent is highly regarded," he told her sniffing.
Rose gently removed her feet from the lap of her alien pedicurist, leaned up and purred into his ear, "Mmmm and not just for paintin nails either." He turned to her with a cocky grin and whispered back, "Your turn."
Rose fell backwards with a groan, as she found manly Time Lord tootsies plopped into her lap while the Doctor sat back and contemplated Shangai Shimmer versus Blue My Mind.