Disclaimer: All Tenchi characters belong to AIC and Pioneer. All might duck characters belong to Disney [Duke, Mallory, and Nosedive].
All other characters [Lem, Decoy, Ian, The Mate & Fiztpatrick] belong to the author and should not be used without permission of the author. Thank you for you time
Author's Notes - Read this before you read this story
The year is 2020; the universe is at peace and everyone is learning to get along whatever species they are. However; there are those who wish to see the peace of the universe crumble and vanishes forever. One man in particular Atomic Dog wants no peace in the universe, only chaos.
To combat him and other terrorists who plan to throw the universe into chaos. The head Universal Nations (previously United Nations), Commander Captain Ian has set up a team of operatives with orders to protect the peace at all costs. Leading this group is Captain Lem Lemming, loyal friend to the boss of the Universal Nations. In his team is former Terrorist Decoy, a human who had half of his face burnt off when he was in terrorism. Mallory McMallard, a female duck, and member of the Puckworldian Special Forces (if you watch Disney's Mighty Ducks you might know!). Nosedive; male duck professional Ice Hockey player and also gun swinger. Former Puckworld thief Duke, male duck who is good hockey player who knows how to steal. Former Galaxy Police officer Kiyone, a promising woman who quit the GP force due her former partner. Prince Tenchi of the planet Jurai; honourable warrior and teenager. Princess Ayeka, loyal friend of Tenchi, can't stay away from him. Former Evil Demon Ryoko, deadly women who also can't keep off Tenchi. Professor Washu, universal female Genius and Professor Jeremy Clem, the smartest Lemming in the known universe ( He is also companies by Machine, first of the U.N military soldiers).
This special team is the universe first, and only line of defences against the dangerous terrorists and maniacs who want to reign in chaos. They are The New Generation! [TNG]
The Princess Ryoko
" Ok," said Lem looking at the glass cabinet. " What should I be looking at?"
" Well," said Clem reading a museum guide. " We should be looking at the diamond La Rouge, donated by the Juraians three months ago to this delightful universal museum."
" And what should it look like?" asked Tenchi confused.
" You Juraians should really catch up on your culture," said Clem showing Tenchi the guide. The guide showed a picture of a small red diamond with a gold trim around its edges. Along the top of the gold trim, three bright green circles stood in a triangle. It was one of the many signs of the Juraian families.
" So that's what it looks like," said Lem looking over Tenchi's shoulder. " Nice diamond, its value?"
" Around five thousand dollars, it is a rare and one of the first diamonds in the universe," said Clem putting the guide away. He turned to the glass cabinet that was standing in front of them; the cabinet was empty with just the velvet pillow underneath. The three looked at the magazine and then at the cabinet.
" And what does this have to do with the Universal Nations Terrorism unit?" asked Lem.
" The diamond was stolen and it was a rare piece of history to the Juraians. If it's disappearance damages the peace of the universe then we got to get it back," said Clem. " And to sum it up, IT WAS STOLEN!"
" Someone must have been very good to break through this security," said Duke looking around the glass cabinet. " Did someone get the security specs for this place?"
" Here," said Tenchi handing Duke a piece of paper.
" Thanks kid," said Duke looking at the paper and reading the notes. " Hey, this place has been secured up tightly. There's a pressure pad on the pillow, there are lasers all around it, plus they had special flooring around it. Anyone touches it…"
" The whole place goes up like a bleeding Christmas tree," said Lem.
" What they blow the entire thing up?" asked Clem. Lem groaned.
" NO!" said Lem. " They set off the alarms!"
" I see." said Clem rubbing his head. A beeping noise went off; Clem put a hand in his long brown lab coat and brought out a phone. He answered it.
" Talk to me." He handed it to Lem. " For you."
" Why you carry a phone?" asked Tenchi as Clem gave Lem the phone.
" Just in case Machine goes nuts and tries to be a Riverdance dancer!"
" Lem," said Lem on the phone. " What's up Dec, I see, good, I'll be up." He turned off the phone and gave it to Clem. " I need to head up to security, Decoy's got some footage from last night. I'll go up and check it. Clem, Tenchi, Duke, check the whole thing out and then report back in. Until then, no one comes into this exhibit!"
" Understood," said Clem as Lem walked off. He turned to Duke. " So, what does a former jewel thief think?"
" I think that you really think about your fashion," said Duke. " Your brown lab coat just doesn't go with the white shirt and the red tie."
" Shut up," said Clem. He turned to Tenchi. " You think this is a bad fashion statement?"
" Yes." said Tenchi without thought.
* * * * * *
It was around early morning at the well popular Universal Museum of Washington D.C. The Museum had become a popular attraction ever since other planets donated valuable historical treasures. The latest addition has been the La Rouge diamond from Juraian; since the diamond enter the museum, it has been a popular attraction, increase profits for the museum. It's robbery means that the profits would turn into lost assets. For some bizarre reason; Lem and the team were sent to investigate.
Lem made his way up to the security box and walked into a room where Decoy was sitting at a video screen. Sitting next to him was Ryoko and on the other side of him was a museum guard. They were watching footage of the past night events. Lem coughed and the three looked around.
" Hey Lem," said Decoy. He had his facemask on, so his metal plate wasn't visible. He was a regular human.
" Morning Cap," said Ryoko. Lem looked at the guard.
" Who's he?" asked Lem.
" I'm head of the museum guards," said the guard tipping his hat to Lem. Lem shrugged.
" What ya got Decoy?"
" Well, our new friend Bob here, showed me some of last night's footage and we came up with this!" said Decoy pressing a button of the video control panel. Lem looked up and saw a video shot of the diamond in it's case.
Then a rope shot down; a few meters from the cabinet. Someone was climbing down the rope, once they reach the bottom; they jumped off the rope. The person was dressed in a black jump suit with a mask over their head with infrared goggles on. The person then looked around and then slowly moved towards the glass cabinet. During this movement, the person was ducking and sliding over the floor; this must have been where the laser alarms were in place. The person then reached the rope around the glass cabinet; he stopped at the rope and looked around. It was clear that this person knew the security for the diamond very well.
Pausing for a second to plan his moves; the person then jumped up and stood on top of the glass cabinet. He put both feet on to the sides of the pillar the cabinet stood on and picked up the glass cabinet allowing him access to the diamond. With the cabinet under one of his arms; the person crouched down and took out a small plastic block, just the same size and the diamond. With one swoop; he picked up the diamond and placed the plastic block in its place to balance the pressure pad on the velvet pillow. With the diamond in his hand; he put the glass cabinet over the pillow; stood back on top of the cabinet and backflipped off and landed in front of the rope. He then made his way back to the rope and climbed back up. The video transmission then ended and Decoy turned around to look at Lem.
" He's a professional!" said Decoy.
" Not to mention, a women," said Ryoko. Decoy, Lem and the guard looked at her. " It is a women!"
" How?" asked Lem thinking. Ryoko pressed the rewind button and rewound the tape to where the person was making their way back to the rope. She paused it.
" Do you think a man with smooth curves around his ass manage to get through those lasers?" asked Ryoko pointing and the screen. The three males looked at the image and noticed the well-curved body of the thief. The three looked at each other and then shrugged.
" Men," sighed Ryoko. " Don't know one when they see one."
" Ok," said Lem. " The thief's a female." He then turned to the guard. " Do you suppose we can take the tape back to H.Q?"
" Sure," said the guard. " Let me make a copy."
" LEM!" shouted a voice coming from the doorway. It was Clem, who was out of breath.
" What is it?" asked Lem. " You look like your trying to be fit?"
" Not exactly, some people have arrived and investigating the area."
" Who?"
" Their FBI."
* * * * *
" What is going on here?" asked Lem walking over to the diamond exhibit.
He saw men looking around the cabinet, dressed in black coats, where the diamond was before it was stolen. They were taking pictures and dusting for fingerprints. Tenchi and Duke who were standing there watching; made their way to where Lem was with Decoy, Ryoko, Clem, and the guard.
" Hey chief," said Duke. " Weren't we in charge of this?"
" I thought so," said Lem looking around. One of the men noticed them and made his way over. " I bet this is the head officer.
" What are Universal Nations doing here?" asked the man arriving to where the groups were. " I never thought they were interested with robbers."
" It's a matter for the Juraians," said Lem. " Who are you and what are you doing here?"
" My name is detective Fiztpatrick," said the man in his American accent. He took out his FBI badge and showed them his picture. He looked like a handsome guy, except for the ruffled blonde hair and his hairy beard. " FBI, we're investigating this robbery."
" Why because you've got nothing better to do?"
" No, we're still after the most wanted thief throughout the galaxy." The group looked at Duke.
" DON'T LOOK AT ME!" shouted Duke. " I've got a pardon for that crap!"
" No!" moaned Fiztpatrick. " He's nick name is The Mate."
" The Mate?" asked Decoy. "John Pillar?"
" That his real name," said the FBI detective. " We believe that he…"
" Sorry to disappoint detective," said Ryoko standing forward and holding a tape in her hand. " It's a women, not a man, and defiantly not the mate."
" I assure you," said Fiztpatrick. He swiped the tape out of Ryoko's hand. " It's someone working with The Mate; the Mate is out of stealing jewels himself, so he trains others who want to be like him. He is still wanted for around 106 thefts, including this one, if he's involved."
" That's a lot of stealing," said Tenchi. He turned to Duke. " How many thefts did you do?"
" Around 75, but I really couldn't compete with the great thief here."
" You saying you know the Mate?" asked the detective to Duke.
" No," said Duke. " Just a figure of speech."
" Ah ha," said the detective. " Well, I don't see the point of the U.N being here, so why don't you prance off back to New York and let the Feds deal with this. No one is taking the Mate down except for me!"
" Why?" asked Lem swiping back the tape from Fiztpatrick. " This is my tape."
" I've been after him since 2005," said the detective meanly. " I've come so close to arresting him and he always eludes me."
" I wonder why?" asked Decoy rolling his eyes up. Fiztpatrick smirked and turned around.
" I'll get him this time," said Fiztpatrick. " I promise!" He then walked off leaving the group.
" He's got a bad record," said Decoy to Lem. " After 100 cases to do with the Mate, he never gets him. He's obsessed with him."
" I guess that," said Lem. " Anyway, we've done all we can here. Let's head back to H.Q and gets some information on Mate."
* * * * * *
Meanwhile, back at the Universal Nations base, Washu was tidying up the lab, fresh from the last mission, she was putting wires, nuts, bolts, tools and a lot more science junk away so it could be used at a later date. Machine was in there, but switched off. Clem had not finished the latest file format on the robot since the liquid incident. She was all alone, with a cup of herbal tea by her computer and chair. She sat typing information. Then the phone rang next to her, Washu picked it up.
" Hello?" asked Washu on the phone.
" Washu," said Lem on the other end of the phone. " I want you to check U.N databases and see if you can find the last know address or contact number for a John Pillar, AKA The Mate."
" Ah," said Washu opening up a search programme on the computer. " The usual find a bad guy search."
" No, not really. We need to know where he is, he might be able to help us with a robbery at the museum we're at."
" Ok," said Washu typing the name 'JOHN PILLAR' into the search engine. She pressed a button and the computer listed around 25 names. " I've got twenty five names, nothing matches John Pillar."
" Put in the words 'The Mate' in known alias," said Lem. Washu shrugged and typed in the name in the alias search. She pressed enter; it listed one person
" I have an exact match," said Washu opening the file. " His last know address is…" The computer screen turned red and printed:
ACCESS DENIED - PRIORTY ONE ALLOWED ACCESS TO THIS FILE
" SHIT!" said Washu banging the computer screen.
" What?" asked Lem.
" It's a Priority One access only file, therefore I can't look at it. Only…."
" …The boss can," said Lem on the other end of the phone. " We're on our way back as I'm speaking, the boss wants us anyway to give a report on the situation. We'll find him then."
" Ok Lem," said Washu. " Oh can you tell Clem that I've moved his collection of coffee mugs to the cupboard."
" Yeah sure," said Lem. " See you later."
" Bye," said Washu. She put the phone down and carried on typing in some research.
* * * * * *
All other characters [Lem, Decoy, Ian, The Mate & Fiztpatrick] belong to the author and should not be used without permission of the author. Thank you for you time
Author's Notes - Read this before you read this story
The year is 2020; the universe is at peace and everyone is learning to get along whatever species they are. However; there are those who wish to see the peace of the universe crumble and vanishes forever. One man in particular Atomic Dog wants no peace in the universe, only chaos.
To combat him and other terrorists who plan to throw the universe into chaos. The head Universal Nations (previously United Nations), Commander Captain Ian has set up a team of operatives with orders to protect the peace at all costs. Leading this group is Captain Lem Lemming, loyal friend to the boss of the Universal Nations. In his team is former Terrorist Decoy, a human who had half of his face burnt off when he was in terrorism. Mallory McMallard, a female duck, and member of the Puckworldian Special Forces (if you watch Disney's Mighty Ducks you might know!). Nosedive; male duck professional Ice Hockey player and also gun swinger. Former Puckworld thief Duke, male duck who is good hockey player who knows how to steal. Former Galaxy Police officer Kiyone, a promising woman who quit the GP force due her former partner. Prince Tenchi of the planet Jurai; honourable warrior and teenager. Princess Ayeka, loyal friend of Tenchi, can't stay away from him. Former Evil Demon Ryoko, deadly women who also can't keep off Tenchi. Professor Washu, universal female Genius and Professor Jeremy Clem, the smartest Lemming in the known universe ( He is also companies by Machine, first of the U.N military soldiers).
This special team is the universe first, and only line of defences against the dangerous terrorists and maniacs who want to reign in chaos. They are The New Generation! [TNG]
The Princess Ryoko
" Ok," said Lem looking at the glass cabinet. " What should I be looking at?"
" Well," said Clem reading a museum guide. " We should be looking at the diamond La Rouge, donated by the Juraians three months ago to this delightful universal museum."
" And what should it look like?" asked Tenchi confused.
" You Juraians should really catch up on your culture," said Clem showing Tenchi the guide. The guide showed a picture of a small red diamond with a gold trim around its edges. Along the top of the gold trim, three bright green circles stood in a triangle. It was one of the many signs of the Juraian families.
" So that's what it looks like," said Lem looking over Tenchi's shoulder. " Nice diamond, its value?"
" Around five thousand dollars, it is a rare and one of the first diamonds in the universe," said Clem putting the guide away. He turned to the glass cabinet that was standing in front of them; the cabinet was empty with just the velvet pillow underneath. The three looked at the magazine and then at the cabinet.
" And what does this have to do with the Universal Nations Terrorism unit?" asked Lem.
" The diamond was stolen and it was a rare piece of history to the Juraians. If it's disappearance damages the peace of the universe then we got to get it back," said Clem. " And to sum it up, IT WAS STOLEN!"
" Someone must have been very good to break through this security," said Duke looking around the glass cabinet. " Did someone get the security specs for this place?"
" Here," said Tenchi handing Duke a piece of paper.
" Thanks kid," said Duke looking at the paper and reading the notes. " Hey, this place has been secured up tightly. There's a pressure pad on the pillow, there are lasers all around it, plus they had special flooring around it. Anyone touches it…"
" The whole place goes up like a bleeding Christmas tree," said Lem.
" What they blow the entire thing up?" asked Clem. Lem groaned.
" NO!" said Lem. " They set off the alarms!"
" I see." said Clem rubbing his head. A beeping noise went off; Clem put a hand in his long brown lab coat and brought out a phone. He answered it.
" Talk to me." He handed it to Lem. " For you."
" Why you carry a phone?" asked Tenchi as Clem gave Lem the phone.
" Just in case Machine goes nuts and tries to be a Riverdance dancer!"
" Lem," said Lem on the phone. " What's up Dec, I see, good, I'll be up." He turned off the phone and gave it to Clem. " I need to head up to security, Decoy's got some footage from last night. I'll go up and check it. Clem, Tenchi, Duke, check the whole thing out and then report back in. Until then, no one comes into this exhibit!"
" Understood," said Clem as Lem walked off. He turned to Duke. " So, what does a former jewel thief think?"
" I think that you really think about your fashion," said Duke. " Your brown lab coat just doesn't go with the white shirt and the red tie."
" Shut up," said Clem. He turned to Tenchi. " You think this is a bad fashion statement?"
" Yes." said Tenchi without thought.
* * * * * *
It was around early morning at the well popular Universal Museum of Washington D.C. The Museum had become a popular attraction ever since other planets donated valuable historical treasures. The latest addition has been the La Rouge diamond from Juraian; since the diamond enter the museum, it has been a popular attraction, increase profits for the museum. It's robbery means that the profits would turn into lost assets. For some bizarre reason; Lem and the team were sent to investigate.
Lem made his way up to the security box and walked into a room where Decoy was sitting at a video screen. Sitting next to him was Ryoko and on the other side of him was a museum guard. They were watching footage of the past night events. Lem coughed and the three looked around.
" Hey Lem," said Decoy. He had his facemask on, so his metal plate wasn't visible. He was a regular human.
" Morning Cap," said Ryoko. Lem looked at the guard.
" Who's he?" asked Lem.
" I'm head of the museum guards," said the guard tipping his hat to Lem. Lem shrugged.
" What ya got Decoy?"
" Well, our new friend Bob here, showed me some of last night's footage and we came up with this!" said Decoy pressing a button of the video control panel. Lem looked up and saw a video shot of the diamond in it's case.
Then a rope shot down; a few meters from the cabinet. Someone was climbing down the rope, once they reach the bottom; they jumped off the rope. The person was dressed in a black jump suit with a mask over their head with infrared goggles on. The person then looked around and then slowly moved towards the glass cabinet. During this movement, the person was ducking and sliding over the floor; this must have been where the laser alarms were in place. The person then reached the rope around the glass cabinet; he stopped at the rope and looked around. It was clear that this person knew the security for the diamond very well.
Pausing for a second to plan his moves; the person then jumped up and stood on top of the glass cabinet. He put both feet on to the sides of the pillar the cabinet stood on and picked up the glass cabinet allowing him access to the diamond. With the cabinet under one of his arms; the person crouched down and took out a small plastic block, just the same size and the diamond. With one swoop; he picked up the diamond and placed the plastic block in its place to balance the pressure pad on the velvet pillow. With the diamond in his hand; he put the glass cabinet over the pillow; stood back on top of the cabinet and backflipped off and landed in front of the rope. He then made his way back to the rope and climbed back up. The video transmission then ended and Decoy turned around to look at Lem.
" He's a professional!" said Decoy.
" Not to mention, a women," said Ryoko. Decoy, Lem and the guard looked at her. " It is a women!"
" How?" asked Lem thinking. Ryoko pressed the rewind button and rewound the tape to where the person was making their way back to the rope. She paused it.
" Do you think a man with smooth curves around his ass manage to get through those lasers?" asked Ryoko pointing and the screen. The three males looked at the image and noticed the well-curved body of the thief. The three looked at each other and then shrugged.
" Men," sighed Ryoko. " Don't know one when they see one."
" Ok," said Lem. " The thief's a female." He then turned to the guard. " Do you suppose we can take the tape back to H.Q?"
" Sure," said the guard. " Let me make a copy."
" LEM!" shouted a voice coming from the doorway. It was Clem, who was out of breath.
" What is it?" asked Lem. " You look like your trying to be fit?"
" Not exactly, some people have arrived and investigating the area."
" Who?"
" Their FBI."
* * * * *
" What is going on here?" asked Lem walking over to the diamond exhibit.
He saw men looking around the cabinet, dressed in black coats, where the diamond was before it was stolen. They were taking pictures and dusting for fingerprints. Tenchi and Duke who were standing there watching; made their way to where Lem was with Decoy, Ryoko, Clem, and the guard.
" Hey chief," said Duke. " Weren't we in charge of this?"
" I thought so," said Lem looking around. One of the men noticed them and made his way over. " I bet this is the head officer.
" What are Universal Nations doing here?" asked the man arriving to where the groups were. " I never thought they were interested with robbers."
" It's a matter for the Juraians," said Lem. " Who are you and what are you doing here?"
" My name is detective Fiztpatrick," said the man in his American accent. He took out his FBI badge and showed them his picture. He looked like a handsome guy, except for the ruffled blonde hair and his hairy beard. " FBI, we're investigating this robbery."
" Why because you've got nothing better to do?"
" No, we're still after the most wanted thief throughout the galaxy." The group looked at Duke.
" DON'T LOOK AT ME!" shouted Duke. " I've got a pardon for that crap!"
" No!" moaned Fiztpatrick. " He's nick name is The Mate."
" The Mate?" asked Decoy. "John Pillar?"
" That his real name," said the FBI detective. " We believe that he…"
" Sorry to disappoint detective," said Ryoko standing forward and holding a tape in her hand. " It's a women, not a man, and defiantly not the mate."
" I assure you," said Fiztpatrick. He swiped the tape out of Ryoko's hand. " It's someone working with The Mate; the Mate is out of stealing jewels himself, so he trains others who want to be like him. He is still wanted for around 106 thefts, including this one, if he's involved."
" That's a lot of stealing," said Tenchi. He turned to Duke. " How many thefts did you do?"
" Around 75, but I really couldn't compete with the great thief here."
" You saying you know the Mate?" asked the detective to Duke.
" No," said Duke. " Just a figure of speech."
" Ah ha," said the detective. " Well, I don't see the point of the U.N being here, so why don't you prance off back to New York and let the Feds deal with this. No one is taking the Mate down except for me!"
" Why?" asked Lem swiping back the tape from Fiztpatrick. " This is my tape."
" I've been after him since 2005," said the detective meanly. " I've come so close to arresting him and he always eludes me."
" I wonder why?" asked Decoy rolling his eyes up. Fiztpatrick smirked and turned around.
" I'll get him this time," said Fiztpatrick. " I promise!" He then walked off leaving the group.
" He's got a bad record," said Decoy to Lem. " After 100 cases to do with the Mate, he never gets him. He's obsessed with him."
" I guess that," said Lem. " Anyway, we've done all we can here. Let's head back to H.Q and gets some information on Mate."
* * * * * *
Meanwhile, back at the Universal Nations base, Washu was tidying up the lab, fresh from the last mission, she was putting wires, nuts, bolts, tools and a lot more science junk away so it could be used at a later date. Machine was in there, but switched off. Clem had not finished the latest file format on the robot since the liquid incident. She was all alone, with a cup of herbal tea by her computer and chair. She sat typing information. Then the phone rang next to her, Washu picked it up.
" Hello?" asked Washu on the phone.
" Washu," said Lem on the other end of the phone. " I want you to check U.N databases and see if you can find the last know address or contact number for a John Pillar, AKA The Mate."
" Ah," said Washu opening up a search programme on the computer. " The usual find a bad guy search."
" No, not really. We need to know where he is, he might be able to help us with a robbery at the museum we're at."
" Ok," said Washu typing the name 'JOHN PILLAR' into the search engine. She pressed a button and the computer listed around 25 names. " I've got twenty five names, nothing matches John Pillar."
" Put in the words 'The Mate' in known alias," said Lem. Washu shrugged and typed in the name in the alias search. She pressed enter; it listed one person
" I have an exact match," said Washu opening the file. " His last know address is…" The computer screen turned red and printed:
ACCESS DENIED - PRIORTY ONE ALLOWED ACCESS TO THIS FILE
" SHIT!" said Washu banging the computer screen.
" What?" asked Lem.
" It's a Priority One access only file, therefore I can't look at it. Only…."
" …The boss can," said Lem on the other end of the phone. " We're on our way back as I'm speaking, the boss wants us anyway to give a report on the situation. We'll find him then."
" Ok Lem," said Washu. " Oh can you tell Clem that I've moved his collection of coffee mugs to the cupboard."
" Yeah sure," said Lem. " See you later."
" Bye," said Washu. She put the phone down and carried on typing in some research.
* * * * * *
