Peppa Le Pew wandered across the universe, still remembering the time when she was nothing more than ordinary pig, spending time playing with her small brother George and her dipshit friends. Those were happier times.
But everything changed the day some fucking alien bastard decided to invade the planet where people lived, and the alien brought her army of assassins and death machines which devastated the planet and murdered everyone, including George and the dipshit friends of Peppa and Peppa said: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK THIS SHIT GODAMMIT!"
And Peppa was ready to suicide because everyone else was dead, but then another UFO landed in the devastated planet where Peppa used to live and some giant old skunk came out from inside the ufo and said:
"Peppa you must not suicide, please don't kill yourself!"
"Huh?" Peppa said. "Who the fuck are you and why should I care about what you think, asshole? Don't you see that my planet has been conquered and my friends and family are all dead? I have no reason to live, motherfucker!"
"Peppa, you need to understand! My planet was destroyed too. I came from a planet where all the skunks from the universe came from, but my race was hunt to extinction by evil aliens too, and I am the only survivor! And my planet was destroyed by the same bastard alien that conquered your planet! We need to join forces to take revenge and save the rest of the Universe!"
"I want to take revenge, but I don't have any power, how I am supposed to fight?" Peppa Pig asked.
"I will train you, I promise!" said the skunk. And then the old skunk revealed his name to Peppa:
"My name is Pepe le Pew"
"Hello" said Peppa. "My name is Peppa. I have a brother called George, but now he is dead, like my mom and dad…"
To be continued…