Sasuke wanted to know just what he'd done to deserve this. He winced, remembering all too well the various things he'd done in his nineteen years, well maybe he didn't. Naruto was still a dead dobe, Hokage or not, the unholy smile on his face when he gave him the assignment had been all too obvious.
The recently turned Jonin looked at his very first Genin team and reinforced his vow to give Naruto a slow painful death, or at least withhold sex for a month. Tenten too, he thought vengefully, because there was no way she would have let herself be kept out of a decision like this.
Honestly, he wasn't even teacher material! He hated children, well, not his own, but even they got on hi nerves, what the hell was he supposed to do with brats who weren't his? Even if he was sort of friends with their parents, this just meant he knew what he was stuck with.
He glanced at the three Genin, less than impressed. Mediorcre the lot of them, all had amazing potential of course, but it would be pulling teeth to get them to realize this.
Especially one and two: Yuuka Nara and Yuu Nara, daughter and son of Shikamaru Nara and Hinata Hyuuga, who'd given up her place to Hanabi as head of Hyuuga in exchange for Hanabi ending the use of the branch system. The two were virtually identical, with long black hair tied in high pony tails and the blank Hyuuga eyes, which, instead of creepy, just made them, look sleepy. They had their fathers complete lack of motivation and their mothers ability to be invisible, their grades from the Academy made Naruto look like a genius.
The third thorn in his side was an overly honest, read blunt, boy by the name of Naoto Haruno, son of Sai and Sakura, the boy had all his mother's temper and strength and all of his father's overt bluntness, and his brilliant pink hair didn't help either. The boy had no respect for anyone, least of all his, Sasuke- ji-san
With a groan, he stood up, bringing the three runts attention to him.
"Alright kids, you have two hours to get a bell from me and if you don't succeed, you don't get lunch."
Ignoring the "troublesome's" and the "dickless bastard" he allowed himself to smirk. Maybe this wouldn't be so bad after all. At least he'd have fun tormenting them.
AN: Hope you enjoyed it. ^_^