Patony: My name's not Patony! Change it!

Dirty Mexican: HEY! I'm not a dirty Mexican! I am fairly clean!

Patony: What about your room?

Dirty Mexican: I make no promises about my room. Change it!

Patony: Change mine then I'll change yours!

Dirty Mexican: Fine!

Mrs. Di Angelo: Thank you! Here you go!

Dirty Mexican Room: Are you kidding me?!

Seaweed Brain: Why is there a room in the chatroom? And why is it a dirty Mexican's one?

Dirty Mexican Room: I'M NOT A ROOM! Mrs. Di Angelo has access to my profile! It sucks! Vlacas! Idiot! I gave her the stupid password!

Seaweed Brain: It all sounds Greek to me!

Mrs. Di Angelo: That's cause it is, genius.

Seaweed Brain: You're married to an old man in a kid's body?

Mrs. Di Angelo: He's still 113 thank you! But he looks like a 13 year old! And acts like one! (Get's oddly close to computer screen)

Dirty Mexican Room: BURN! Are you getting close to the computer screen again?

Mrs. Di Angelo: Noooo…. I am not Dirty Mexican Room!

Dirty Mexican Room: Change it or else!

Mrs. Di Angelo: Fine!

Mrs. Seaweed Brain: Thank you!

Wise Girl: Oh bring it!

Mrs. Seaweed Brain: It's gonna be like that?!

Mrs. Di Angelo: Who's getting close to monitor now?!

R.E.D.: Hola!

Seaweed Brain: …….. Hi Rachel.

Wise Girl and Mrs. Seaweed Brain: (slap computer screen)

Prachel Fans: AAAW!

Wise Girl, Mrs. Di Angelo, and Mrs. Seaweed Brain: GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF!!!!!!

Prahcel Fans: (reduce five sizes)

Mrs. Seaweed Brain: They're at the bottom of the cliff kissing!

Prachel fans: WEE! (splat)

Dead Head: SO MUCH BUZZING IN EARS!! EEP!!!!!!! (falls over)

Mrs. Di Angelo: NICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs. Seaweed Brain: Oh get over it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs. Di Angelo: What if I push Percy off a cliff?

Wise Girl and Mrs. Seaweed Brain: PERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs. Di Angelo: Who's upset now?! OH!

Dead Head: I'm fine! No worries!

Mrs. Di Angelo: (hugs computer)

Mrs. Seaweed Brain: We've talked about this!

Mrs. Di Angelo: My computer and I have a love/hate relationship! Deal with it!

Dead Head: Awkward usernames.

Mrs. Di Angelo: I love my username FYI. Almost as much as I love you! (kissy faces)

Mrs. Di Angelo: Taylor, get out of my username!

Mrs. Seaweed Brain: That's what you get for giving me the password!

Mrs. Di Angelo: Why'd you have to be my best friend. Biggest mistake of my life right there.

Mrs. Seaweed Brain: You know you love me!

Everyone Else: EEEEEEEEEEEW!

Mrs. Seaweed Brain: You people have sick minds! If I love Percy I can't love her! SO what! She's like my sister. :P

Seaweed Brain and Dead Head: We don't have wives!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs. Seaweed Brain and Mrs. Di Angelo: Or do you?!

Dead Head: Send me a picture of you, Mrs. Di Angelo.

Mrs. Di Angelo: (send picture)

Dead Head: Hello! (in funny elf voice)kfjdgl;kadsjf;lruoiejroi3485oiwjflkjsor9u34opjs;dlkfj;elouit039485 I'm excited! Can you tell?

Seaweed Brain: OOH! NICO's GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wise Girl: What's wrong with having a girlfriend?

Seaweed Brain: …………………………………………………………………..

Dead Head: PERCY'S IN TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seaweed Brain: Can I see you Mrs. Seaweed Brain? If we're married, I should at least know what you look like!

Mrs. Seaweed Brain: (sends picture)

Seaweed Brain: …………………………………………              

Wise Girl: YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seaweed Brain: I've been meaning to talk to you about that.

Everyone else: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Strike 1

(Wise Girl logging off)

Everyone Else: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Strike 2

Seaweed Brain: You'll never leave me right? (turns toward Mrs. Seaweed Brain. She's not with him by the way!!!!!!!!!)

Everyone Else: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Strike 3 and your out!

Seaweed Brain: I thought you'd never leave me!!!!!!!!

Mrs. Seaweed Brain/ Mrs. Di Angelo: When was she/I ever with you?!

Seaweed Brain: Oops. That wasn't you?

Everyone Else: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Strike 4! Um…… wait………..

Mrs. Di Angelo: (counting on fingers) I could swear there is no strike 4 n baseball.

G Man: NO! I didn't know that! (sarcastically)

R.E.D.: Percy! Want to come to the bottom of the cliff?!

Seaweed Brain: Sorry. Got a wife.

R.E.D.: When did this happen?!

Seaweed Brain: Bout five mins. ago. Scroll up.

R.E.D.: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What does she look like?

Seaweed Brain: (sends picture)

R.E.D.: I'm way prettier than her!

Everyone but Mrs. Di Angelo: OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Strike 5!

Mrs. Di Angelo: I've told you before and I shall tell you again! THERE ARE ONLY 3 STRIKES IN BASEBALL!

Mrs. Seaweed Brain: Geez, you sound like Zoe!

Seaweed Brain: (high (air) fives Mrs. Seaweed Brain a.k.a. his wife)

Mrs. Castellan: hola!

Mrs. Castellan: Taylor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dead Head: You're cheating on me?!

Mrs. Castellan: NO NO! She got into my account! Crap! How do I change it?!

Mrs. Seaweed Brain: Say the magic word!

Mrs. Castellan: PERCY!

Mrs. Seaweed Brain: Okay

(Dead Head logs off)

Everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Strike 6!

(Mrs. Castellan logs off and jacks Mrs. Seaweed Brain's Ben and Jerry's)

Mrs. Seaweed Brain: (sighs) I'll be right back

(Mrs. Seaweed Brain logs of temporarily)

(Dead Head logs back on)

Emo Ice Cream Stealer: I'm the same person as Mrs. Di Angelo. But now my heart is broken!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! I thought friends were supposed to help not cause it!!!!!!!!

Dirty Mexican Ice Cream Freak: Why DO you keep changing my name?!

Emo Ice Cream Stealer: Cause it's funny

Dirty Mexican Ice Cream Freak: Oh and best friends cause it. Only regular friends help!

EMo Ice Cream Stealer: You say that a lot. Remember that time in jail…..

Dirty Mexican Ice Cream Freak: Drop the subject. NOW!

G Man: You guys were in jail?!

Emo Ice Cream Stealer: Why'd you take it?

Dirty Mexican Ice Cream Freak: Why do always blame me!?

Everyone except Seaweed Brain: jd;lfuiw;ispeori83490erkjfl;kfg;oifjalkjdsfl;ksjdf;lkjsdflkjasfoiweu

Seaweed Brain: That's all folks!!!!! See ya tomorrow!

Sparkle Hunter: Hey, I just got here!

Sorry to all you Percabeth fans out there. We are 101% Percabeth fans, but my crazy friend is in love with Percy (Seaweedbrain537 cough cough). She refused to take her pills and go into the straightjacket today so she's a bit hyperactive. I apologize for her behavior. Also check out our individual stories if you like the story above. the separate usernames are seaweedbrain537 and zeusgirl39. Thank you! And Goodnight! Percy has left the building!

Percy fans: LET's GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. We are not racist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was an inside joke between us and my mom. I actually am Mexican. I hope we didn't offend anyone!!!!!!!!!!! seaweedbrain537 aka Dirty Mexican