Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, therefore I do not own Sesshoumaru :sniffle: or any of the characters in this story except for Angel, because that's me because all my fanfics are self-inserts because I am the great and powerful Angel Youkai. All bow down and worship my greatness. Oops, getting a bit off topic. So yeah, anyway I don't own Inuyasha.

Sorry the story was down for so long. Someone reported it and it was taken down, I still don't know why. I would appreciate that whoever is responsible please tell me why.

Oh, and a note for those of you reading this for the first tim, the story gets off to a bit of a slow start in the first few chapters, but it gets better I swear.

Now on to my great, wonderful, and all the rest of that crap, story...

"Ow, my head..." Angel said as she sat up in the middle of the forest. "Where in the seven hells am I?" She got no reply. She stood up to try to figure out what happened. She remembered sitting form of the TV, with a bowl of ramen about to watch one of her favorite animes: Inuyasha. They finished the recap then... everything went black and she woke up in this forest. Wait a sec, watching Inuyasha, waking up in a forest that, by what she had seen of it, closely resembled Inuyasha's Forest. No fucking way had she just been pulled into the TV.

Well, I might as well try to find a village or something. If this is in fact, Inuyasha's Forest, the closest one should be the one from the show. Just try to sense or smell people, or ramen if Kagome or Inuyasha are around. Oh, that's right, I should be able to smell the hanyou, she thought as she walked, sniffing the air. Oh, fuck. Today is that episode with Sesshoumaru. I am totally going to screw up the balance. He is my whole reason for watching the show, well, that and watching Inuyasha get beaten up on occasion.

"Finally," she said out loud when the scent of the village got very strong and it came into view. She raced down the hill to the village. Once she arrived in the place she had been memorizing every detail of for the past few years, she counted down the rows to figure out which house was Lady Kaede's. People were giving her funny looks as they walked past her, probably, and rightfully, assuming she was a demon. She had waist-length, blue hair, ruby-red eyes, claws, which she had painted black, blue markings above her eyes (like Sesshoumaru's. I know, I know, his are red), dark red lips, the same color as her eyes, and she wore a very not-medieval-Japan outfit. It was dark green leggings tucked into black, leather boots that had a virtually no heel at all (think anime shoes), and her shirt was a black, sleeveless shirt with a dark green dragon design around it. The fact that the shirt had no sleeves showed off the fact that she had a very interesting tattoo on her right forearm. A swirl of blue and green flames in a glass ball with the characters for youkai in the middle. She was also carrying a small black bag over her shoulder. She wasn't going to smile at the people, that would only scare them more.

She walked right up to the door and didn't even bother knocking; she just walked right in. It's a good thing she counted correctly.

"Hey, who're you?" Inuyasha asked the intruder.

"Me? I'm Angel Youkai, and no, I'm not after the Shikon no Tama, so relax yourself," she said as if she had rehearsed it.

"You're from my time," Kagome said.

"Yeah, sort of. I'm from a different reality."

"The what're you doin here?" Inuyasha demanded.

"To be honest, I have no idea," she said.

"Wait, I'm still stuck on the 'different reality' part," Kagome said. "If you're from a different reality, then how do you know about the Shikon No Tama?"

"It's really quite simple. You see, in my dimension, it's exactly the same as yours, except for one thing: Inuyasha is the name of an anime show about a half dog demon and a reincarnated miko who travels through time to collect the shards of the jewel that she shattered in the process of killing the crow demon that had eaten it. You with me so far?"

Kagome nodded, but Inuyasha asked her, "What the hell is anime and television, and how do you know all this stuff?"

:sweatdrop:fall over anime style:

"I'll explain that later, Inuyasha," Kagome said, wanting more information from Angel. "Angel, you said that in your world, this is a television show, so do you know if we ever get all the Shikon shards and kill Naraku?"

"Sorry, but it's an incomplete series. It's new and I've only seen from when you fall into the well to now," she explained. "Therefore, Kagome, I do not know who Inuyasha picks."

Kagome blushed, "Why would I want to know that?"

"Oh, I don't know, maybe because you-"

"Okay, I get the point," Kagome cut her off.

"But to sort of answer you previous question, there are a lot of fanfics about all different versions of that. In some you all live happily ever after, blah, blah, blah.

And in others, the extreme weirdness ensues. Like, you would not believe how many there are about Inuyasha choosing Kikyo then Kagome ending up with Sesshoumaru, occasionally becoming a demon," the look on both of their faces was enough to tell Angel what they thought of that possibility. "As I said, extreme weirdness." (actually, those are some of my favorites)

"Ya got that right! Who in their right minds would ever want to even be near that bastard?" Inuyasha yelled.

"Not so loud," Angel said, covering her sensitive ears, which Inuyasha and Kagome were only then noticing were pointed. "As an answer to that question let me just say, millions of fan girls the world over. And me. I am not a fan girl."

"Then what are you?" Inuyasha asked, more referring to the type of youkai she was.

"I'm a tri-fire youkai."

"A what?" Kagome had never heard of that race.

"A fire demon with three different, very deadly, flame attacks," Inuyasha apparently had.

"Two points for the hanyou. One for the correct answer and the other for the compliment," she said with an almost smile. "Glass Flame, Acid Flame, and Ice Flame."

"Those are some weird names for fire attacks," Kagome commented.

"Weird names? Yes. Effective? Hell yes. So where'd the others go?" Angel asked, wanting to meet them.

"They should be back soon," Kagome said, trying to sound not too uncomfortable and failing at it miserably.

"Did you know that you smell like ramen?" Inuyasha had gotten very close to her and was sniffing her.

"Yes, I just about to eat some when I was pulled into my TV, or however I got here," she said, pushing his face away. "Now quit sniffing me, I'm not cocaine."

"What?" TV, he had heard Kagome mention, but what the seven hells was cocaine? "Hey, you smell like something else too."

"I bet I smell like a lot of things, now leave me alone," she scooted away from the offending hanyou.

"Wait a minute, it smells like strange ink," he reached into the bag where she had dropped it on the floor trying to get away from him. He pulled out a piece of paper that was emitting the smell. It was a picture of Sesshoumaru in both forms, the full demon form standing in front, with half the moon in the background. (My favorite picture of him) "What the fuck are you doing with a picture of Sesshoumaru in your bag!"

"Give that back, you'll ruin it," she said, but he ran out the door. She chased after him, yelling threats and profanities the entire time. She caught up to him and grabbed the collar of his shirt, almost choking him from the momentum. "Fork it over, half-breed." She knew how to get him mad.

"What did you call me?" he growled.

"Works every time," she was suddenly standing about twenty feet away holding the picture and something else. "Missing something?" The other thing was the Tetsusaiga.

"Wha- how did you get that?" he was already racing towards her.

"One thing you have to learn about fire demons," she said from a tree behind him. "We are impossibly fast. You, on the other hand, are only fast when Kagome's in danger, which she isn't. You have no hope of catching me. The only reason you got so far ahead was because I enjoy a good chase."

I can't even see her movements, how the hell am I supposed to get Tetsusaiga back?

"You, hanyou, are going to be very surprised what I do with this sword," she smirked and disappeared from view. Inuyasha really was not anxious to find out.

When Angel got back to the village, she knew the others in the group had returned from wherever they had gone. She masked her aura and went back to the hut.

"Where's Inuyasha?" Kagome asked almost as soon as she got in the door.

"Probably still searching for me," she said vaguely.

"Why would he be looking for you? Didn't you just run out of here chasing him?" Kagome was getting a little confused.

"Kagome, why don't you introduce me to this lovely woman?" Miroku, who else.

"Ah, the lecherous monk with the cursed hand," Angel said, catching him way off guard. "Go ahead and say it, I dare you."

"Say what?" he asked innocently.

"Oh, come off it. You, Sango, Kagome, and I know what. I seen it a hundred times and no doubt will see it ten times that in the future. Get it over with," she egged him on.

"I have no idea what you're talking about," he continued with the innocent act.

"Let me see if I can jog your memory for you then." She cleared her throat and began ticking things off on her fingers. "Family mission, imminent death without the death of Naraku, your pure lechery, did I miss anything?"

"Who are you?" Sango asked curiously.

"Well, I'm not the Easter Bunny," she said sarcastically. "My name is Angel, I'm sort of from Kagome's time."

"Then how'd you know all that stuff about Miroku," Shippou asked from his perch atop Kagome's head.

"I didn't get to show this here yet, but-" she was cut off by Inuyasha storming in the door.

"You came back here! I was searching through the forest and you were here the entire time!" he didn't seem too happy. "Where did you put it? Give it back!"

"Use your nose if you want it so badly," she said continuing what she had been doing. She pulled out the seventh Inuyasha graphic novel. The one where Sesshoumaru gets the human arm

"What is that?" Inuyasha momentarily forgot the sword when he saw his picture on the cover.

"One of the many ways people can see your adventures for the Shikon no Tama," said Angel.

"People can what?" Miroku wanted to make sure he had heard correctly.

"Not from here, people from my world. I'm from a different reality," she started to explain yet again. She opened the book. "Look, there's Naraku, Sesshoumaru, you guys, Sesshoumaru's fight with Inuyasha, the hell wasps, Jaken after Miroku beat him up, Sesshoumaru sticking his arm through Inuyasha's stomach, and a whole lot more." She would have explained more, but there was a big commotion outside.

"Little brother, I have come for Father's sword." Guess who!

"It's about time he showed up," Angel said. "I thought he was never gonna get here."

"You knew Sesshoumaru was coming here!"

"Why else would I have stuck around?" she asked as if it should have been obvious.

"You are really weird, did you know that?" Kagome said.

"What's your point?" she turned and went outside. Oh my gods! He's even hotter in person! Stay calm Hey, Miroku never asked her to bear his child. That's a first

"Who are you wench?" Sesshoumaru asked.

Dammit! Work mouth "I'm Angel," she said coolly. "And I have a present for you."

"Unless it's my brother's carcass, I have no want of it," he said.

"If only it were that. No, it's something just as good," she disappeared and reappeared a second later holding none other than Tetsusaiga.

"Inuyasha, how did she get the Tetsusaiga and WHY can she touch it?" Kagome yelled in Inuyasha's poor, sensitive ear.

"She's too fast and I don't know," he answered both questions at once.

"You would give me the Tetsusaiga?" Sesshoumaru was too bewildered to react for a moment.

"Of course, why wouldn't I?" she answered. "Wow, I shocked Sesshoumaru. My life is complete, I can die happy. Did I just say that out loud? Damn."

"You are very strange," Sesshoumaru didn't make it sound like an insult or a compliment.

"I know. Do you want the sword or not?"

"Don't give that to him!" Inuyasha shouted.

"Why shouldn't I? And I swear if you say anything along the lines of 'he's a psychopath' or 'he'll kill us all', it won't do you much good because, well I just don't care. I've seen him with the sword as you know, and," she stopped as she seemed to realize something. "Dammit, that stupid warding spell." She found it very difficult to resist the urge to hit something.

"That does appear to be an obstacle," Sesshoumaru said, trying to ignore that 'psychopath' comment.

"Or maybe not," Angel seemed to have an idea. "Where's Rin?"

"What does she have to do with this?" he sounded much farther from happy than he did a second ago.

"Catch," she tossed him the sword. Then, Sesshoumaru was holding the Tetsusaiga without the aide of a human appendage. If he would have allowed himself to show any emotion, he might have appeared happy or shocked, or perhaps both.

"Kagome, get out of here," Inuyasha said. "Warn the villagers."

"Right," she ran away.

"Why'd she run? It was just about to get very interesting," Angel said.

"Yes, this will be interesting," agreed Sesshoumaru.

"But you can't kill him," Angel said as a warning.

"What did you say, wench?" Sesshoumaru was beginning to think this girl was just insane.

"If you kill him, the show ends in my world and I might not be able to get back there at all, plus it will majorly upset the balance if my actions lead to Inuyasha's death," she explained quickly. As if he has any idea what she's talking about "So you'll just have to settle for crippling him."

"Stop your insane ramblings and get to the point," Sesshoumaru grew impatient.

"My point is, you'll have to exact your revenge on Inuyasha without killing him, I can't believe I just said that. You know what? Never mind, I'm just going to try to find a way back home so you can do whatever you want. Kill him, maim him, leave his sorry ass alone, I don't give a damn anymore." She turned and walked away.

"She's nuts," Inuyasha said quietly. "And she can't make up her mind for her life."

"But she left yours in my capable hands, brother," Sesshoumaru said, ready to cut off Inuyasha's arm in return for what he had taken from him. They fought.

As Angel walked through the forest, there was a scent she had never smelled before, but recognized none the less. Naraku.

"I'm just glad I don't have any jewel shards," she mumbled to herself as she trudged along looking for the spot where she woke up. "I'm really not in the mood to deal with anyone crazier than me." She kept walking but his scent only grew stronger, and she was not going seem afraid and turn around.

"Where did you go?" the familiar voice echoed from all around her. It sent chills up her spine that she repressed.

"What the hell are you talking about, psycho?" she asked the creepy voice. "Leave me alone." She didn't sound scared, just bored. You should have just turned around and walked away, but no. You had to be fearless and walk knowingly into Naraku's midst. Stubborn

"I brought you to this world to kill Inuyasha. I could sense your hatred for him and your power through dimensional walls," creepy voice.

"Really? You know who I hate more than Inuyasha? You. Oh well, too bad, bet that puts a damper on whatever loony scheme you were gonna pull this time, Naraku," she finally decided it would be a good time to turn around. A tentacle came shooting out of nowhere to grab her around the waist, but she just barely managed to get out of the way. She grabbed hold of it and forced a blast of her Ice flame up the tentacle hoping to reach the owner. It erupted in blue flames and froze and shattered in the fire. But Naraku was still alive.

"You can't kill me so easily," he laughed that eerie laugh. "Kukukuku."

"Do you have any idea how many times I've heard that line?" Angel said suddenly. "Come up with something original." That did it. It pissed him off. He sent in tentacles from every direction with the intent to kill. She was dodging every single one, but the noise they created was starting to confuse her about where they were coming from. Then, all the sounds managed to mask out the whistling of one tentacle, but one was all he needed. One in the right spot, right through her gut. It drove her to the ground but did not pass completely through.