I
don't Own Fushigi Yuugi or Kouji (runs
away crying)
Kouji: Hey! Fan Girl!
FG: Yes dear?
K: Don't call me that.
FG: yes sweetheart.
K: (sweat drops*) ahem. I was
saying. Please don't give me anymore sad stories! I want things to work out for
once!
FG: Like what? You and me
getting married?
K: That's far from what I mean.
FG: You're cute when you're
angry.
K: (sweat drops and blushing)
Stop it! The girls will think I'm taken!
FG: But Love, of course you are!
K: gggrrrrr. (Smoke comes out of
ears)
FG: Anyhoo, while Kouji-chan is
venting, Lets start the Kouji medley!
Some Poetry: (For Kouji)
Kouji
Just the name lights my heart
Kouji
I loved you from the start
Kouji
Sweet dear you are so fine
Kouji
Say yes, and please be mine
K: what the?
FG: yes love?
K: stop it. Don't make a scene.
FG: any thing for you Love.
K: ack.
FG: I'll stop my poetry. Now For
yours!
K: Nani!!??
FG: I found it in your drawer.
K: No! Don't read those, they're stupid.
FG: They're not stupid. They're
special.
K: (falls over)
Reality: By Kouji (age 10)
Knock Knock
Who's there?
It's me, reality
Oh! Won't you come in?
Why sure! Thank you!
Reality is here
Live it love it
Then buy me presents
FG: aw! Young Kouji's poem has
deep meaning.
K: what do you mean? I don't
even see much of a meaning.
FG: Here's another!
K: noooooooo!
Love: By Kouji (age 15)
Knock Knock
Who's there?
It's me, love
Oh! Won't you come in?
Why sure! Thank you!
Love is here
Live it love it
Then get me a girlfriend
K: (looks really embarrassed) I
told you it was stupid.
FG: (looks very emotionally
touched) That was beautiful. (Sniffles)
K: Fangirl, the only difference is
that the word "reality" and the word "love" are switched!
FG: and that touching part at the
end……
K: (ssssshhh!) that part was long
ago, and um …… it was..um… I was joking! (sweat drops) It's not like I have love
problems.!! Heh heh.
FG: we can see how Kouji's poetry
skills have improved. (Wipes a tear)
***Lina pops in and lands on
Kouji's head, making him forget the last few minutes. Fangirl puts on her Michelle
mask.
Kouji stirs.
Michelle: We have here world
renound poet, Kouji!
Applause*
Lina: Yes but Kouji, Do you have
a last name?
K:wah? Um. 'course I do! It's a
secret!
M: (hops over to Kouji) Come on!
Tell me!
K: no!
L: Please please please?
K: (crosses arms and turns away)
no.
M: I'll give you a Twix.
K: (turns around quickly) Really?!\
L: A Twix? A sacred Twix, Michelle?
I thought you already knew his last name!
M: (munch munch)*
L: Michelle!! (sweat drops)
M: (with mouth full) .. I
fowgottedit.
K: You ate my Twix!
L: (sigh) Let's get back on the
subject.
K: yes. Let's.
M: (nods with crumbs around her
mouth)
L: What inspired you to write
your poetry?
K: Poetry?
M: Yes, you have several poetry
compositions in this book.
K: (Blink Blink) I do?
Chichiri pops in and bops Lina
on the head.
C: Kouji wa baka! No da!
L: Wah?
M+K: Nani-yo?
Chichiri phases out and the room
is silent.
All: Blink-blink
M: and that concludes our interview.
L: Not very poetry affiliated..
M: (hearts) Now for the wedding!
L+K: wedding?
M: (pulls off the Michelle mask)
K: aaah! It's fangirl!
FG: (Giggles) Let's go Kouji!
(drags Kouji off)
L: well, without the star I
guess this is………….
The End!
K: wait! Some one help!
FG: (silences Kouji with
ductape) heh heh.. Bye Everyone! (waves)