Top 15 ways to tell if you've played too much Diablo 2:
1. You have been seen poking someone with a chopstick.
2. You walk around very slowly and claim that, "If I had a higher walk/run percentage, I could move a little faster!"
3. Your fingers are constantly spazzing as if clicking a mouse franctically.
4. Pulling out a gold plated fork from your silverware drawer causes you to scream, "HARRAH! A UNIQUE TRIDENT!"
5. You were charged for animal abuse after attacking a hedgehog and calling it a "quill rat" or "thorn beast"
6. You were ALSO charged for being a womanizer after attacking someone at a Halloween party and calling them a "corrupted rogue" or "flesh hunter"
7. While taking archery lessons, you missed the target and started whining, "If only I could put points in penetrate! Then we'll see who misses the target!!!"
8. You have tried to rob a jewelry store and take the jewels to "socket your weapons" which happens to be that butter knife you used last week.
9. You went to a meeting at school or at work wearing a jester hat and calling it the "Harlequin crest"
10. You went to a rock store and saw the colored quartz in a corner. Whipping out a trusty sledge hammer, you smash them to tiny pieces. While being dragged out of the store kicking and screaming, you shout, "BE GRATEFUL! I JUST BANISHED THE LORD OF TAXES TO HELL FOREVER AND EVER!!"
11. On a date, you say something strange and queer. Your date doesn't respond and you suddenly burst out, "DAMN B.NET LAG!"
12. You spot a man with only a ponytail on his otherwise bald head. Stepping up to him, you say, "Excuse me, aren't you supposed to be battling some Death Maulers or talking to Qual-Kehk?"
13. On your birthday, you are very disappointed to not receive 5 stat points to distribute amongst your statistics.
14. You are even MORE disappointed when you don't receive a skill point.
15. You find at least one of these above statements true.
1. You have been seen poking someone with a chopstick.
2. You walk around very slowly and claim that, "If I had a higher walk/run percentage, I could move a little faster!"
3. Your fingers are constantly spazzing as if clicking a mouse franctically.
4. Pulling out a gold plated fork from your silverware drawer causes you to scream, "HARRAH! A UNIQUE TRIDENT!"
5. You were charged for animal abuse after attacking a hedgehog and calling it a "quill rat" or "thorn beast"
6. You were ALSO charged for being a womanizer after attacking someone at a Halloween party and calling them a "corrupted rogue" or "flesh hunter"
7. While taking archery lessons, you missed the target and started whining, "If only I could put points in penetrate! Then we'll see who misses the target!!!"
8. You have tried to rob a jewelry store and take the jewels to "socket your weapons" which happens to be that butter knife you used last week.
9. You went to a meeting at school or at work wearing a jester hat and calling it the "Harlequin crest"
10. You went to a rock store and saw the colored quartz in a corner. Whipping out a trusty sledge hammer, you smash them to tiny pieces. While being dragged out of the store kicking and screaming, you shout, "BE GRATEFUL! I JUST BANISHED THE LORD OF TAXES TO HELL FOREVER AND EVER!!"
11. On a date, you say something strange and queer. Your date doesn't respond and you suddenly burst out, "DAMN B.NET LAG!"
12. You spot a man with only a ponytail on his otherwise bald head. Stepping up to him, you say, "Excuse me, aren't you supposed to be battling some Death Maulers or talking to Qual-Kehk?"
13. On your birthday, you are very disappointed to not receive 5 stat points to distribute amongst your statistics.
14. You are even MORE disappointed when you don't receive a skill point.
15. You find at least one of these above statements true.