Once upon a time, there was a place named angry birdland. A place of magic, green hills and of course, anger issues. One day two children were delivered from the herons of heaven. By all the birds surprise one of the children was human. But they decided to keep him. One night the piggies decided to destroy the angry birds monument, the light of the souls of those descendents from the birdseed war. The piggies destroyed the entire building. As the roof caved in, the mighty eagle, ruler of all angry birds flew off into the fiery night sky with the human child flying on his back. Ethan the human child was dropped off to a nearby orphanage, and left him there forever.