Aizen's House
So the story begins:
Seireitei dweller, successful fella
Thought to himself, "I don't wanna be a shinigami (shinigami)
I want to stand in Heaven eternally
I'm a professional bastard and I move much faster
Than Captain Yamamoto or any of his minions (they all suck)
I'm gonna be a god and steal the King's Key."
He became Superman (Superman)
And it was just as planned (Urahara's a better baddie anyway)
And now he lives in a house, a very big house
In Hueco Mundo
Making evil plans with his Espada fans
In Hueco Mundo
Where the sky is dark and Harribel's a shark
In Hueco Mundo
Ooh, it's like an arrancar farm, lots of hollow charm
In Hueco Mundo
He's got morning glory, life's a different story
One day he'll go back and kill Hinamori (Hinamori)
And make Hitsugaya cry
He's drinking tea and reading Machiavelli
Sitting on the Bancouch mindfucking Orihime (Kurosaki-kun)
It's much more exciting than Rukongai
Be very very afraid (very afraid)
He saw Ichigo being made (I think I'm gonna cry now)
And now he lives in a house, a very big house
In Hueco Mundo
He's got Hogyouku in his chest, so he needs a lot of rest
In Hueco Mundo
He hangs out with bats, praying mantises and cats
In Hueco Mundo
Ooh, you'll come to lots of harm on the arrancar farm
In Hueco Mundo
Hueco Mundo, Hueco Mundo, Hueco Mundo
Kyo, Kyoka Suigetsu
Let's go out and troll some more
Kyo, Kyoka Suigetsu
Let's go out and troll some more
He lives in a house, a very big house
In Hueco Mundo
Making evil plans with his Espada fans
In Hueco Mundo
Where the sky is dark and Harribel's a shark
In Hueco Mundo
Ooh, it's like an arrancar farm, lots of hollow charm
In Hueco Mundo
He lives in a house, a very big house
In Hueco Mundo
He's got Hogyouku in his chest, so he needs a lot of rest
In Hueco Mundo
He hangs out with bats, praying mantises and cats
In Hueco Mundo
Ooh, you'll come to lots of harm on the arrancar farm
In Hueco Mundo