(Warning: Crack fic. If you thought this was yaoi, turn back now. Believe me, I wish it was, but it isn't. :P)

"But Sasuke," Naruto's lips where drawn together in a cute pout as he whined, "I'm telling you..."

The Uchiha rolled his obsidian eyes. Why did the Dobe never listen without a fight? He counted to fifteen in his head before replying. Somehow, Naruto got on his nerves. No, more like did a jig on them, then used them to string a harp and play 1812 Overture.

"Listen!" the raven exclaimed, "Naruto, there is no way on earth." He gestured towards the objects of their attention, "I thought that much was evident." Sasuke wanted a quick resolution. A breeze swept over the rooftop, making the pair rather chilly.

"I mean it, Sasuke. Mine's is bigger." Naruto's eye widened as he tried to debate with Sasuke.

So much for a quick resolution, thought the Uchiha. "No it's not!"

"Yes it is!"

The sound of Naruto's voice was beginning to annoy Sasuke. "Dobe, use your eyes and look. It's obvious mine's is bigger than yours."

Two figures jumped from a nearby rooftop, landing smoothly on the one the blond and the raven stood on.

"Sasuke!" Sakura squealed, an octave higher than normal. Kakashi merely nodded towards the pair, his face hidden behind his mask.

Finally, Naruto thought. "Sakura, can you please tell Sasuke that mine is bigger than his?" Naruto pointed towards each object as he mentioned it.

Sakura bent down for a closer inspection. "I don't think so Naruto," She took another few seconds to examine them, lingering on Sasuke's. This sent Naruto fuming.

"What?!"

"Well, it's quite clear that Sasukes is bigger" Sasuke smirked at the blond as Sakura grinned. "Not that I'd expect anything less from my Sasuke." Sakura tried to trap the Uchiha in a hug.

Sasuke's smirk disappeared as fast as it had arrived as he dodged from the pink-haired girls embrace. He wondered when Sakura was finally going to get the fact that he wasn't interested.

"I wouldn't be so sure," The trio turned to face the source of the sound. Mainly Kakashi.

Kakashi received blank stares from the three genin. Kakashi shrugged. "Sometimes things aren't always what they seem."

"Do I have to bring the measuring tape out here?" Sasuke said. He was tettering on the edge of his patience.

The Number One, Loud-mouthed, Knuckle-brained ninja looked confused, something not very uncommon. He looked Sasuke up and down "You have a tape measure?"

Sakura took the honours and hit Naruto on the head. "It's a figure of speech, idiot."

Kakashi tried to humour the trio. "Just... check both closely before you make any decisions."

"Fine" Sasuke and Naruto muttered in unison, unrehearsed. Both made their way around each other, studying every detail of the images presented.

"Wow, Naruto." Sakura breathed softly when she saw what the others had missed. "How did you do that?" Sasuke crossed his arms and huffed before frowning at Naruto sunshine grin, a look of absolute jealously set in his face.

Kakashi eyed the blond and the raven. If this is how competitive they get over holes in a water tank, I'd hate to see them when it comes to more adult things.

Naruto looked confused again. "By the way," he posed slowly, "Sakura, what where you and Kakashi-sensei doing up here anyway?"

Sakura blushed, her face matching the roots of her hair. Kakashi placed a hand behind his head, his cheeks dusted with a slight blush.

"Umm..."

(If this hasn't been done before, I'll be surprised, but the second I saw that scene, this idea came to mind and I thought 'I have to do this.' Criticism is welcome, as long as it's constructive. Like Nanny Ogg, I always listen to good advice. :D)