White Box: Welcome back to the second running of Deadpool's Amazing X-Force!
Wade: We have an announcement. Due to the fact that Yellow Box was getting really, really annoying. We have decided to replace Yellow Box, with my thoughts. And seeing as this is a flashback, Yellow Box is narrating this.
White Box: Yeah what he said.
Yellow Box: The time: 1993. The day: forgotten. The location: a bar. This starts out with me Wade talking up some hot bar maid named Giuliana.
Wade: So nice bod, sweetheart.
Bar Maid: I don't know I have this creeping feeling you won't have that cute face forever. Can I get you anything?
Wade: Water.
White Box: Like you actually ordered water.
Yellow Box: I thought this was supposed to be my story. Also what I order and what I say I order is up to me.
Bar Maid. Of course.
Yellow Box: The handsome fellow takes a sip of his water, and gentlemanly like spits it out because it was terrible.
Wade: The hell is in this?
Bar Maid: Only our strongest… water.
White Box: Really?
Wade: Well… maybe I'll take my business elsewhere, but before I leave I am actually on a top secret assassination op. Could you point me in the direction of a man named Logan, who supposedly lives in this town?
Bar Maid: Oh yeah Logan I hear he has some weird power things. Look, you didn't hear it from me… but I think he's a mutie.
Wade: Yeah I know.
Yellow Box: And with that I set off for Logan's house. When I arrived about a few blocks down the road, I saw a man who looked in his forties sitting on the front porch.
Wade: You Logan?
Logan: Who wants to know?
Wade: Me, because I'm supposed to kill a man named Logan.
Logan: Well that's me.
Yellow Box: The man got up, leaped off the front porch, and walked directly into my path. With a small pop three claws sprouted out of each one of his fists.
Logan: Still want to fight?
Wade: Yup.
Yellow Box: I drew my gun, and fired one shot. It hit him, but appeared to cause him no pain. He then growled and began to charge at me. Right before he could end my life by putting his claws right through my heart, a long ranged Taser injected into his back knocking him unconscious with one high powered shock. Then I was clubbed in the back of the head and knocked out. By this point you hopefully know where this is going. We were brought to a secret laboratory then enhanced with Weapon X, and became: Deadpool, and Wolverine.
Red Box: Is that the end?
Wade, White Box, Yellow Box: Who the hell are you?
Red Box: Spider-Man's thoughts.
Wade: Why?
Red Box: What you thought that only one hero was going to tell their story today?
White Box: Kind of.
Red Box: Well than the story would be far too short so, here I am.
Yellow Box: Fine, just start.
Red Box: So everyone has heard the whole, spider bite, thief escapes, Uncle Ben, thing right? Good, because I'm here to tell you about when I first met Deadpool. So I was just swinging through the city, you know like normal. When I saw this mugger punch some old dude and run away with his wallet, right? So, I'm about to web him up, when some guy in a red and black costume that sort of resembles mine, shoots him in the head twice. So I'm thinking this vigilante just killed someone, holy crap! But he really wasn't a vigilante because he walks over picks up the wallet and just walks away! So I'm thinking, I got to stop this guy. So I follow him down this alley land in front of him and say.
Peter: Who are you?
Wade: I'm you from the future.
Red Box: I start to cry.
Peter: Man, you just killed someone. I would never do that.
Wade: Really?
Peter: Yes!
Red Box: Well that's pretty much how it went, and then somehow we became friends, and I was recruited by White Box, or Wade (or whoever is running this thing) to join Deadpool's Amazing X-Force. So yeah… um White Box?
White Box: Oh yeah, sorry I got caught up in the story. Author, should you roll the…?
Author: Oh, um yeah, here.
THE END