I DO NOT OWN FINAL FANTASY 6!!!
The Auction House Mog was trying to get the Zone Seek and Golem Espers and the auction dude kept selling Cherub Down. Mog was very frustrated at this because the same person always bought them every time. Mog wondered if she was involved with a terrorist group because her wallet evidently had no bottom. Then it hit him: if the accessory shop ran out of Cherub Downs the Auction House couldn't sell them anymore and it would leave the gay chocobo which the father and son always bought for 500,000 GP each day. He thought that they were more involved with the Mafia than the old woman was. He went to the store to ask them to stop supplying Cherub Down to the Auction House for two days. When he got there, there was nobody there. He went down into the basement to find the shop owner, but he saw a guy smoking a big, fat cigar and accepting money from the store owner, which was the father of the kid who always bought that chocobo.
Father (Joe): Just get me twice that much money tomorrow and I will give you a baby racing chocobo!
Mafia: 10,000. not bad.
Mog gasps at the amount of money, because it isn't even a fifth of what he pays for that stupid chocobo.
Joe: Okay, just rig the auctions tomorrow! I only need 5,634,120 more chocobos and then I'll start breeding!
Mafia: psh. fine.
The next day at the auction house.
Auctioneer: And today we have some Cherub Down!
Joe: *^&)&%#&% this. (walks off)
Mog follows him to see where he is going.
Joe: (shows up at the Mafia's house) you didn't rig the auctions.
Mog: Hides in a bush until Joe leaves and shuffles up to the Mafia's door.
Mog: Hello, kupo! I just wanted to tell that you that there's an explosive deal on long distance right now and tell you that you're being cheated!
Mafia:.
Mog:.
Mafia:.
Mog:.
Mafia: (finally gets it) okay, and you could offer me anything better?
Mog: (slaps forehead, but gets an idea) (Hands him 30,000 GP) you can have this if you help me raid the accessory shop, steal and burn all the Cherub Down, and kill Joe!
Mafia: And what's to stop me from beating you up and taking your money?
Mog: You wanna fight?
Mafia: Yeah!
The screen swirls
Mafia: HAHAHHA!!! 550 HP/0 MP is good! (Shoots Mog)
Mog: Damage taken: 100 ow, kupo! (Starts to dance)
Mafia: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (gets a bunch of rocks dumped on him) ooowwwwwchie! Damage Taken: 1,000 (Dies) Mog: I gained 2 EXP, 0 GP and 1 Magic Point! How Weak!
Mafia: Okay, fine I'll help you!
Later at Joe's house, which sticks out like a sore thumb because it is lined with chocobo stables
Mafia: (opens the door and steps inside) ehehheheheee.!
Mafia comes out later with 600,000 Cherub Downs
Mafia: I stole all of these!
Mog: Okay, I planted land mines all around the stables and when one gets triggered, it'll trigger an atom bomb and blow up all the chocobo stables!
Mafia: YAYAY! (Throws the Cherub Down in the living room)
Mog: KUPO! (Summons Ifrit, who sets fire to the house)
Mog goes back to the Auction House and takes his seat
Auctioneer: Here we have a chocobo!
Mafia comes in and shoots it with a Rocket Launcher
Audience: (Hair blown back and covered in chocobo feathers) ooohhhh.aaaahhhhh.
Mog comes back the next day
Auctioneer: And here we have.
Mog: (grins inwardly)
Auctioneer: .a lovely Cure Ring!
Mog: (grins evilly and polishes his spear) blood will be spilt tonight!
THE END! Please R & R!!!
The Auction House Mog was trying to get the Zone Seek and Golem Espers and the auction dude kept selling Cherub Down. Mog was very frustrated at this because the same person always bought them every time. Mog wondered if she was involved with a terrorist group because her wallet evidently had no bottom. Then it hit him: if the accessory shop ran out of Cherub Downs the Auction House couldn't sell them anymore and it would leave the gay chocobo which the father and son always bought for 500,000 GP each day. He thought that they were more involved with the Mafia than the old woman was. He went to the store to ask them to stop supplying Cherub Down to the Auction House for two days. When he got there, there was nobody there. He went down into the basement to find the shop owner, but he saw a guy smoking a big, fat cigar and accepting money from the store owner, which was the father of the kid who always bought that chocobo.
Father (Joe): Just get me twice that much money tomorrow and I will give you a baby racing chocobo!
Mafia: 10,000. not bad.
Mog gasps at the amount of money, because it isn't even a fifth of what he pays for that stupid chocobo.
Joe: Okay, just rig the auctions tomorrow! I only need 5,634,120 more chocobos and then I'll start breeding!
Mafia: psh. fine.
The next day at the auction house.
Auctioneer: And today we have some Cherub Down!
Joe: *^&)&%#&% this. (walks off)
Mog follows him to see where he is going.
Joe: (shows up at the Mafia's house) you didn't rig the auctions.
Mog: Hides in a bush until Joe leaves and shuffles up to the Mafia's door.
Mog: Hello, kupo! I just wanted to tell that you that there's an explosive deal on long distance right now and tell you that you're being cheated!
Mafia:.
Mog:.
Mafia:.
Mog:.
Mafia: (finally gets it) okay, and you could offer me anything better?
Mog: (slaps forehead, but gets an idea) (Hands him 30,000 GP) you can have this if you help me raid the accessory shop, steal and burn all the Cherub Down, and kill Joe!
Mafia: And what's to stop me from beating you up and taking your money?
Mog: You wanna fight?
Mafia: Yeah!
The screen swirls
Mafia: HAHAHHA!!! 550 HP/0 MP is good! (Shoots Mog)
Mog: Damage taken: 100 ow, kupo! (Starts to dance)
Mafia: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (gets a bunch of rocks dumped on him) ooowwwwwchie! Damage Taken: 1,000 (Dies) Mog: I gained 2 EXP, 0 GP and 1 Magic Point! How Weak!
Mafia: Okay, fine I'll help you!
Later at Joe's house, which sticks out like a sore thumb because it is lined with chocobo stables
Mafia: (opens the door and steps inside) ehehheheheee.!
Mafia comes out later with 600,000 Cherub Downs
Mafia: I stole all of these!
Mog: Okay, I planted land mines all around the stables and when one gets triggered, it'll trigger an atom bomb and blow up all the chocobo stables!
Mafia: YAYAY! (Throws the Cherub Down in the living room)
Mog: KUPO! (Summons Ifrit, who sets fire to the house)
Mog goes back to the Auction House and takes his seat
Auctioneer: Here we have a chocobo!
Mafia comes in and shoots it with a Rocket Launcher
Audience: (Hair blown back and covered in chocobo feathers) ooohhhh.aaaahhhhh.
Mog comes back the next day
Auctioneer: And here we have.
Mog: (grins inwardly)
Auctioneer: .a lovely Cure Ring!
Mog: (grins evilly and polishes his spear) blood will be spilt tonight!
THE END! Please R & R!!!