A Pookie Valentine's
by Mikata
Pairings: 1/3, 2/4, 5+K
Warnings: Citrusy, OOC-ness, stupidity, inanimate objects-ai,
Dedication: to Mini. This Pookie's for you!
Twas the night before Velentines' day, and all through the house… many creatures were stirring, and… other… stuff. The whip cracked in Quatres' room, and squeaking bedsprings in Heeros' room. Wufei, however, sat with his Kleenex box on the front porch, swinging back and forth lazily. Neither one said anything, but just enjoyed each others' company.
***
Duo grinned as Wufei arranged flowers in a vase the next morning.
"Wufei! You have a Valentine? Who? Is it Khushy?"
"Who? NO!" Wufei smacked him upside the head.
"What?"
"They aren't for me."
"Huh?" Duo scratched his head.
"It's for Pookie." He sniffed haughtily.
"What's a Pookie?"
Wufei ignored him and continued to arrange the flowers.
***
Heero blinked and stared at the front doorstep. On it was a little brown package, addressed to Wufei.
"Wufei!" He called up the stairs, "There's a package bomb for you!"
Duo pouted from the living room.
"No one ever gives _me_ package bombs…" he grumbled.
"I'll… remember that…" Quatre said, Sweatdropping.
"Really? You mean it? Oh, Quatre!" Duo threw his arms around Quatre's waist, and buried his face in his chest. Quatre moaned and threw his head back as Duo licked at a nipple through his pink shirt.
"Get a room." Heero growled.
"But we have one, Hee-chan!" Duo said, his voice muffled by Quatres' chest. "It's called the living room."
Heero groaned in disgust, and stormed off, leaving the package on the table.
***
Trowa blinked and stared at the package.
"Trowa, what are you-" Trowa clamped a hand over Heero's mouth before he could finish.
"It's not a package bomb."
"hm?!" Heero said, with a bewildered look in his eyes.
"My bang tells me it's something far more evil."
"hm?!"
"When I was a small child, my hair was possessed by a demon, and it never really left. That's why my bang is like this now."
"hm?!"
"the clueless tone of your make me…" Trowa trailed off
"Horny?" Heero asked through Trowas' hand.
"Boy howdy."
With that, Trowa flipped Heero over his should so they could go play "Heroes" in his bedroom(1).
***
Wufei stormed into the living room, trying to escape the loud noises of sex and the Shoujo bubbles coming out from under the doors. Sitting down, he saw the package addressed to him. Picking it up, he carefully inspected it, then opened it.
The only thing that exploded was his nose.
"In… Jus… Tice…" he said before falling face down on the table.
***
Duo came down stairs, his arms wound around Quatre.
"Chu!" Quatre said cutely, nuzzling Duo's nose
"Chu!" Duo nuzzled back.
"Chu!"
"Chu!"
"Chu!"
"Chu!"
"Chu!"
"Chu!"
Heero threw a shoe at the Chu-ing couple. Quatres' eye's wavered, Causing Duo to throw the shoe at warp speed at Heeros' head. Catching him between the eyes, he passed out. Duo and Quatre walked away in a huff while Trowa slowly dragged Heero back inside their room.
Bouncing into the living room, Duo blinked, looking at the unconscious Wufei.
"What happened to him?" Duo blinked, picking Wufei's head up by the Ponytail.
"Pookie… Porn…" Wufei muttered.
"Pookie porn?" Duo blinked.
He picked up a picture. The color drained from his face and his eyes widened.
"HE'S LOOKING AT KLEENEX PORN!" with that, Duo promptly fainted.
Quatre blinked.
"That would make it Pookie porn, then… Wouldn't it?"
***Owari***
(1) One of my male friends told me that they planned to spend the evening playing "Heroes" in his bedroom with another male friend… *shudders* they were NERDS! But it turns out that "heroes" is a shortening for some video game…
by Mikata
Pairings: 1/3, 2/4, 5+K
Warnings: Citrusy, OOC-ness, stupidity, inanimate objects-ai,
Dedication: to Mini. This Pookie's for you!
Twas the night before Velentines' day, and all through the house… many creatures were stirring, and… other… stuff. The whip cracked in Quatres' room, and squeaking bedsprings in Heeros' room. Wufei, however, sat with his Kleenex box on the front porch, swinging back and forth lazily. Neither one said anything, but just enjoyed each others' company.
***
Duo grinned as Wufei arranged flowers in a vase the next morning.
"Wufei! You have a Valentine? Who? Is it Khushy?"
"Who? NO!" Wufei smacked him upside the head.
"What?"
"They aren't for me."
"Huh?" Duo scratched his head.
"It's for Pookie." He sniffed haughtily.
"What's a Pookie?"
Wufei ignored him and continued to arrange the flowers.
***
Heero blinked and stared at the front doorstep. On it was a little brown package, addressed to Wufei.
"Wufei!" He called up the stairs, "There's a package bomb for you!"
Duo pouted from the living room.
"No one ever gives _me_ package bombs…" he grumbled.
"I'll… remember that…" Quatre said, Sweatdropping.
"Really? You mean it? Oh, Quatre!" Duo threw his arms around Quatre's waist, and buried his face in his chest. Quatre moaned and threw his head back as Duo licked at a nipple through his pink shirt.
"Get a room." Heero growled.
"But we have one, Hee-chan!" Duo said, his voice muffled by Quatres' chest. "It's called the living room."
Heero groaned in disgust, and stormed off, leaving the package on the table.
***
Trowa blinked and stared at the package.
"Trowa, what are you-" Trowa clamped a hand over Heero's mouth before he could finish.
"It's not a package bomb."
"hm?!" Heero said, with a bewildered look in his eyes.
"My bang tells me it's something far more evil."
"hm?!"
"When I was a small child, my hair was possessed by a demon, and it never really left. That's why my bang is like this now."
"hm?!"
"the clueless tone of your make me…" Trowa trailed off
"Horny?" Heero asked through Trowas' hand.
"Boy howdy."
With that, Trowa flipped Heero over his should so they could go play "Heroes" in his bedroom(1).
***
Wufei stormed into the living room, trying to escape the loud noises of sex and the Shoujo bubbles coming out from under the doors. Sitting down, he saw the package addressed to him. Picking it up, he carefully inspected it, then opened it.
The only thing that exploded was his nose.
"In… Jus… Tice…" he said before falling face down on the table.
***
Duo came down stairs, his arms wound around Quatre.
"Chu!" Quatre said cutely, nuzzling Duo's nose
"Chu!" Duo nuzzled back.
"Chu!"
"Chu!"
"Chu!"
"Chu!"
"Chu!"
"Chu!"
Heero threw a shoe at the Chu-ing couple. Quatres' eye's wavered, Causing Duo to throw the shoe at warp speed at Heeros' head. Catching him between the eyes, he passed out. Duo and Quatre walked away in a huff while Trowa slowly dragged Heero back inside their room.
Bouncing into the living room, Duo blinked, looking at the unconscious Wufei.
"What happened to him?" Duo blinked, picking Wufei's head up by the Ponytail.
"Pookie… Porn…" Wufei muttered.
"Pookie porn?" Duo blinked.
He picked up a picture. The color drained from his face and his eyes widened.
"HE'S LOOKING AT KLEENEX PORN!" with that, Duo promptly fainted.
Quatre blinked.
"That would make it Pookie porn, then… Wouldn't it?"
***Owari***
(1) One of my male friends told me that they planned to spend the evening playing "Heroes" in his bedroom with another male friend… *shudders* they were NERDS! But it turns out that "heroes" is a shortening for some video game…