Fire emblem: diaries

The story takes place in chapter 15. Since I have nothing better to do, I decide to do a Journal on Sain since I wish to try one out although it may be too OCC for anyones tastes but then, I appologise.

Chapter one:

-Diary mode-

Entree one: Weathers good but wished that it is better than this

This is not good at all. I can't believe myself, after a year of trying to find love; I have found nothing but pain. As a result, I have started writing this journal so that I could past my heart and soul into this book, should I ever die of loneliness.

What has happened in the past year? Well, nothing much since everything is just stable without the freaky tactician, Mark who thinks he's cool for commanding people to do stuff.

Lyn is… well simply practicing everyday and walking around with her Grandpa and learning how to be a noble. Still the sexy lady I know

Florina is… also practicing a lot and is going out on flights with her Pegasus everyday since 'MEN' seem to scare her to senselessness, even after all this time. She's still cute and all but still unapproachable.

Wil is trying to learn some manners from Kent and to be become a normal gentle man. In short, he wants to become another Kent whom is the most boring man in existence. But even then, he still is okay.

Kent, well is simply guarding the castle like a stiff and is acting like a pain in the arse. Well maybe not that but still will remain the party pooper he is all the time.

Me… well to be faithfully honest, ever since I couldn't find the girl of my life, I have finally stopped being a knight since two months ago and is now helping my dad, whom owns a café in the village just south of the castle. I was put to work cooking and even though I wouldn't tell anyone else, I do miss everyone. My dad thinks that if I excel in homely skills instead of being a flirt (like everyone says I am), I could get a cute girl. This of course doesn't exclude everyday training, stupid bum. Oh, and I got an invitation for someone's party, but since it only have the Caelin royal seal and the part with the name is gone some how, I don't know whose birthday it is. Wish I could talk to a girl though, it's pretty boring now. I want LOVE, damn it.

Hey what in the…

Entrée two: Weathers crap but it is not raining so I don't give a crud

Damn hell, I was interrupted in my writing by a tired group of… hey it's my old friends. It seems the unthinkable has happened and the group need refuge in order to think about how to take over the castle once again. Turns out that the castle is invade by… what the, A BUNCH OF HIPPIES FROM LAUS. WTF, THEY TOOK OVER BECAUSE THE CASTLES A COSY PLACE COMPARED TO SANTARUZ DESPITE NO ONE BEING THERE. WTFFF, THEY MADE ALL THE MAIDS IN THE CASTLE DO A LAP DANCING… NOO wait… oh okay, they were only made to be their maids. Not as bad but I must defend the rights of the ladies. In any case, I must help my lord to get back at those gay freaks whom is said to be eating her birthday cake planned for tomorrow's birthday. LYNS PLANNING A BIRTHDAY, OH YEAH and just the place to find a nice girl… Shut up Kent, Just cause I write a diary doesn't mean I am not a man. GEEEZZ. Any how, none of my friends have changed any but I want thecake… sniff.

-Entrée three before battle: Weathers awesome, his cool refreshing

YES, a big fight for the castle has started now. Oh, seeing this really truly makes my day and… even better I got a magic sword from my dad. He said I need to train for a bit to unleash its wind magic but who cares, MY DAD RULEZ although he still wants to stay at home (crap). Anyhow, let's see the guys who have joined in for this Battle Royale.

Serra is back with a SLIGHTY improved mannerism check as well as losing a bit of weight improving him sexuala... Grrr, Erk's back with all new magic degrees. Damn, he still doesn't give Serra the decent she deserves. I should give him a lesson for this kind of indecency.

Dorcas, well, nothing much about him except that he is still trying to get gold for his wife. Quite cool nonetheless. Bartre well may not be smart but he's not totally dumb (well maybe he is), despite the fact he cannot take anything beyond four-five syllables. He punches the rocks to relieve himself of the pain. He tried to hit me for that after Erk said something about him being a crazy man associated with the gorilla. Luckily, I was fast enough to dodge but I don't think I like him much.

Matthews back, which is good because he can tell me wants in stock in the questionable art department. He's got a now friend guy into the fight, even though he looks like Matthews slave. Lord Eliwood and lord Hector are in charge for the group, even though they seem to want to know why they even bother to come to this crazy place. Wonder why Lord Eliwood is limping though

There three golden oldies in Marcus, Oswin and Melinus. Oh dear… several more people with the book of sacred rules up their arses. Oh man.

I forgot to mention the cook, Lowen. Well, needs beefing up in the strength department since during the battle, he nearly got skewered like achickenkebab.

Oh, there are two new girls, Priscilla and another I can't quite name, whom are just so cool with their dazzling beauty and... Well before I could start drooling on this, I have a battle to finish first cause I must talk to one of them soon and I don't want this battle getting in the way. Oh crud, the tacticians back,but with his stupid emblem weapons pack for defence. Well excuse me while I take the emblem spear for use. Oh, did just see Hector body slamming the knight Bauker, the leader of Hippies from Laus. Let's see.

-Entree three after battle. Weather not too good this time, it's starting to rain and it's now evening.

Well, I'm back. Damn that female with the green hair. That person stole my diary and is now laughing her head off after reading it a bit. Normally it wouldn't be much but anyone reading my diary is a dead person, female or not. Well, I finally learned that Bauker is simply leader of the defence force but not the top cheese of theLaus force (Darin is). Hector, whom was the one whom landed Bauker in the heap, told me he has learnt wrestling ever since Eliwood has accidentally broke his Wolf Biel during a battle a few days back. Oh, finally, I discovered that the emblem lance is pure crap and the biggest thing to note is never use it again. It's for pussies and…

Hmmmm, I caught sight of that damn villain again. Well excuse me will I catch her, tie her up and tickle the daylights out of her. And find out her name.

-Normal present day view-

'Hey Sain' Kent said as he pasted by my tent "What's wrong?"

"I'm going to be a little bit busy" Sain said angrily as he picked up a couple of ropes. "I'm going to catch that naughty girl and… huh there she is"

"Hey Sain, why are you chasing her"

"Cause she's a thief"

"Really, are you going to flirt with her" Kent asked in a warning tone

"No, it's serious this time" Sain shouted before running off. "I won't be having dinner this time"

"I got to make sure he doesn't make an idiot of himself" Kent said as rushed off behind him.

End

I hope its good, should I continue