Sibling Rivalry
There was a rumor going around that Ax's never-before-heard-about sister (I named her Aelin), was going to show up in 38. Though that didn't happen, I can just see that scene now.
::Ax and Aelin are about maybe a yard apart when this scene starts::
Ax: Get off of my grass!
Aelin: No, you are on my grass! Stay away from me, Aximili!
Ax: It's my grass! It is and it has been for forever!
Aelin: Sure it has. There's as much truth to that statement as there is to the fact that Kahila, the beautiful Kahila, loved you.
Ax: She did! I would have asked her to court me, but-
Aelin: But she didn't even know you existed. Aximili, utter another lie, and I'll tell Mother.
Ax: Hah! The only way you could tell Mother is by contacting her through primitive human technology. And that means improving it. And that means you will break our greatest law. And we wouldn't want Little Miss Do-Gooder to do that, now, would we?
Aelin: You are angering me, Aximili.
Ax: Yes, likewise.
Aelin: You are a haughty, arrogant fool.
Ax: At least I am able to hold off the Yeerks.
Aelin: You are merely a small part of the "Animorphs." And they do most of the work for you.
Ax: Mother loved me more.
Aelin: She did not!
Ax: Did so!
Aelin: Did not!
Ax: Did so! She told me!
Aelin: You are lying, Aximili! You are lying and you know it!
Ax: At least I know something. Unlike some people. And she does love me more!
Aelin: Of course she does. You are lying, Aximili. You have a face not even a mother could love.
Ax: And you have an ass that's so big, it needs its own scoop!
Aelin: Don't talk about yourself that way, Aximili. It's not nice. But while we're at it, you're so fat, when you walk, you have to have a U-Haul behind you.
Ax: You're so ugly, you have to trick-or-treat by telephone.
Aelin: You're so dumb, your IQ is measured in negative numbers!
Ax: You're so dumb, you look up to humans for their intelligence.
Tobias: ::swoops down and lands on a low branch near Ax and Aelin:: Is that so, Ax?
Ax: ::Looks up, embarrassed:: Oh, hello Tobias. That last statement-
Tobias: was stated behind humans' backs. That was mean and rude. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Ax: I only meant-
Tobias: I'm not done yet. The others would be deeply insulted if they ever heard that. Which they're never going to. All I have to say is, good thing I'm not human.
Aelin: I thought you were a nothlit, a boy trapped in a bird's body.
Tobias: ::laughs a little:: That's what Rachel says. Nope, I'm bird, human, and Andalite. Don't ask me how.
Aelin: Sure you're an Andalite.
Tobias: Drop it. I'm going to be gone for a while, so I won't be around to baby-sit you two. Don't kill each other.
::Tobias flies off, leaving Ax and Aelin alone::
Ax: Huytax!
Aelin: Dapsen!
Ax: ::looks around to make sure no one else is around:: Primitive human!
I'm guessing all you people will say it's short, pointless, or some other comment like that. I wrote this at 2 in the morning, after a couple of Cokes. I just had to get it out of my head. This argument was based on ones me and my sister have had. Not that you care . . .
Just review this, puh-leeze!