Xena and Gabrielle's life-style

Xena and Gabrielle were riding along in the forest, on their trusty horses. Then, all of a sudden, Demons lept from the bushes. Before they could do anything, one of them stabbed Gabrielle right through the chest, and she fell off her horse, dead. Xena, enraged, fought hard, and long. Since she was willing to risk her life for her friend, Gabrielle was re-awakened by the gods, and she lived again. Later that night, they were both fighting in musical style, for some reason. Life just kept getting crazier, and crazier. Then, the cast from Star Trek was there to help them fight once again. Xena came down with a nasty bout of pnumonea. Gabrielle cried, and plunged a knife into her own chest, to sacrifice her life for Xena's. Xena was re-awakened, and saw what Gabrielle had done. She lept off a cliff. For her bravery, they were both re-alivened. Later that week, Gabrielle found out the she made love to Ares, and he had her child while she was away, fighting. But it turns out the child is once again evil, and the child dies. Then, the cast of Hercules meet up with Xena (again) to fight an evil force, that more than once person cannot beat. They win, Hercules says "See you later", and he is never seen again on that episode. Later on, Gabrielle and Xena are killed by someone, but no one knows who. So they both die to live again. But the God's, at this point, are very irratated, so they turn them into gods, and then they end up dying…