Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, the honorable JK Rowling does, but I wish I did own it.
Warnings: Nothing yet. Although it is meant to be funny, so expect my usual insanity.
Summary: The Weasley Twins return to play a few pranks on a certain greasy professor.
A/N: This is more of a 'what if' story than anything else. Expect evil Snape and Weasley twin Mayhem.
~*Ron's POV*~
I was walking back over to the castle with Harry and 'Mione when I spotted them. The. I thought they'd left for good, I mean they seemed to have been doing quite well at Diagon Alley. They had the finest dragon leather, they had more bsuiness than ever. I knew they enjoyed making new joke items, so why were they here again? Maybe I was seeing things . . .
"Hello Little Bro" said a rather lazy voice. I heard Hermione gasp and new she must have turned and saw them. I saw her nudge Harry frantically. Harry's jaw dropped.
"Oh Fred, George!" she said. "What are you doing here?"
"Got a bit bored, didn't we?" said Fred.
"Oh sure, making new items was fun . . ." said George
"At least for a while."
"But we longed for something more."
"A chance to get our revenge."
"On a rather slimy git."
"Who happens to teach potions."
I gasped "You'e crazy! You came back just for that?"
They both shrugged at once. "Not so much for that." said Fred. "We came to help a few students with pulling it off." said George.
"We needed to train our sucessors" said Fred.
"And judging by the competition for the top prankster after we left . . ."
"It will be appreciated. Sadly since that Umbridge woman left . . ."
"We haven't had someone to pick on."
Hermione sighed. 'That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Snape will kill you for starters. And he's a member of the Order, so he can't be do bad. I don't think the adults will be too happy with you."
"We reckon different." said George. "It won't be us pulling the pranks. And no matter what Dumbledore says about Snape he's still a slimy git."
"But you can't have come back just for that." argued Hermione. "They won't even let you . . ."
"Oh, we think they will." said Fred. "Because our primary reason for being here it that we came with an adult. Our father Ronnie boy."
"Oh." was all I said.
"Oh Ron." said Hermione. "No way they'll listen to me. Tell them it's stupid."
"Well." I informed them. "If anyone asks I had nothing to do with this."
"Oh Ron!" squealed Hermione. "We're prefects!"
"I'm not telling on them." I told her, my voice cool. I wasn't going to tell on them. If mum decided to kill them that was their fault, they knew what she was capable of. And they were adults now, they knew better. Besides, I certainly wasn't going to stop Snape getting what he deserved. Not after what he did to me and Harry.
Hermione sighed, but said nothing more to me. 'Don't you dare tell." I told her. She turned shook her head "Well of course if you don't." she said. She turned around and stalked off. Harry shrugged. "Maybe it's not such a good idea. It's mean."
'Why" I asked, my jaw dropping. After all Snape had done to Harry? "This is meant for you I bet." I told him. "After all he's done to you, and your father?"
Harry looked extremely uncomfortable. "It's just something that I found out."
I shook my head, mostly in disbelief however. "We all suffered, 'specially you. Whatever he suffered doesn't give Snape the right to be like that. He deserves a little joke."
Harry looked nervous now. I wondered what was up with him. Fred raised a hand. 'I mean, if you don't think we should you don't have to be a part . . ."
"You're trivializing what he's been through, I mean I've only known what the Cruatious curse feels like a little, but well it's not about that." he said angrily. "It's about something I saw in his pensieve. "
"You saw inside Snape's pensieve?" said George. He looked excited at the thought. I couldn't understand Harry's behaviour.
"Yes" he said defensively "I mean I still hate Snape, and it doesn't justify anything really but I feel a little sorry for him now that I've thought about it and understand a bit more. I mean, my father wasn't a very good man then I guess in that memory." He sighed. 'Please don't ask me to explain."
"One memory doesn't mean much." said Fred.
"I mean Harry" I told him. 'Last year you were angry, now you're really timid about this. What happened?"
"I'll tell you . . ." he paused at the look on our faces. We all looked like jackals ready to pounce. "I'll tell you some of it now" he finished.
"Well, all I can tell you is that I had a little chat with Dumbledore. He told me a few things that's all. i was really angry at him, smashed most of his office." H elooked ashamed. "I'm not so much timid as I guess I don't get angry as easily about certain things. We have a battle ehad and I guess that's all we have to worry about right now."
I nodded. Poor Harry! But that still didn't explain why we shouldn't play some pranks. I told him so.
'Well, just don't get caught organizing, even if you don't do anything" he said. "And please nothing mean okay."
Fred and george nodded to him. "So." said Fred. "Want to go up to the castle and see Mr. Weasley?"
A/N: next chapter is where it gets funny. It got a little bit more serious than I expected, but the pranks start next chapter so it shold be a little crazy.
Warnings: Nothing yet. Although it is meant to be funny, so expect my usual insanity.
Summary: The Weasley Twins return to play a few pranks on a certain greasy professor.
A/N: This is more of a 'what if' story than anything else. Expect evil Snape and Weasley twin Mayhem.
~*Ron's POV*~
I was walking back over to the castle with Harry and 'Mione when I spotted them. The. I thought they'd left for good, I mean they seemed to have been doing quite well at Diagon Alley. They had the finest dragon leather, they had more bsuiness than ever. I knew they enjoyed making new joke items, so why were they here again? Maybe I was seeing things . . .
"Hello Little Bro" said a rather lazy voice. I heard Hermione gasp and new she must have turned and saw them. I saw her nudge Harry frantically. Harry's jaw dropped.
"Oh Fred, George!" she said. "What are you doing here?"
"Got a bit bored, didn't we?" said Fred.
"Oh sure, making new items was fun . . ." said George
"At least for a while."
"But we longed for something more."
"A chance to get our revenge."
"On a rather slimy git."
"Who happens to teach potions."
I gasped "You'e crazy! You came back just for that?"
They both shrugged at once. "Not so much for that." said Fred. "We came to help a few students with pulling it off." said George.
"We needed to train our sucessors" said Fred.
"And judging by the competition for the top prankster after we left . . ."
"It will be appreciated. Sadly since that Umbridge woman left . . ."
"We haven't had someone to pick on."
Hermione sighed. 'That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Snape will kill you for starters. And he's a member of the Order, so he can't be do bad. I don't think the adults will be too happy with you."
"We reckon different." said George. "It won't be us pulling the pranks. And no matter what Dumbledore says about Snape he's still a slimy git."
"But you can't have come back just for that." argued Hermione. "They won't even let you . . ."
"Oh, we think they will." said Fred. "Because our primary reason for being here it that we came with an adult. Our father Ronnie boy."
"Oh." was all I said.
"Oh Ron." said Hermione. "No way they'll listen to me. Tell them it's stupid."
"Well." I informed them. "If anyone asks I had nothing to do with this."
"Oh Ron!" squealed Hermione. "We're prefects!"
"I'm not telling on them." I told her, my voice cool. I wasn't going to tell on them. If mum decided to kill them that was their fault, they knew what she was capable of. And they were adults now, they knew better. Besides, I certainly wasn't going to stop Snape getting what he deserved. Not after what he did to me and Harry.
Hermione sighed, but said nothing more to me. 'Don't you dare tell." I told her. She turned shook her head "Well of course if you don't." she said. She turned around and stalked off. Harry shrugged. "Maybe it's not such a good idea. It's mean."
'Why" I asked, my jaw dropping. After all Snape had done to Harry? "This is meant for you I bet." I told him. "After all he's done to you, and your father?"
Harry looked extremely uncomfortable. "It's just something that I found out."
I shook my head, mostly in disbelief however. "We all suffered, 'specially you. Whatever he suffered doesn't give Snape the right to be like that. He deserves a little joke."
Harry looked nervous now. I wondered what was up with him. Fred raised a hand. 'I mean, if you don't think we should you don't have to be a part . . ."
"You're trivializing what he's been through, I mean I've only known what the Cruatious curse feels like a little, but well it's not about that." he said angrily. "It's about something I saw in his pensieve. "
"You saw inside Snape's pensieve?" said George. He looked excited at the thought. I couldn't understand Harry's behaviour.
"Yes" he said defensively "I mean I still hate Snape, and it doesn't justify anything really but I feel a little sorry for him now that I've thought about it and understand a bit more. I mean, my father wasn't a very good man then I guess in that memory." He sighed. 'Please don't ask me to explain."
"One memory doesn't mean much." said Fred.
"I mean Harry" I told him. 'Last year you were angry, now you're really timid about this. What happened?"
"I'll tell you . . ." he paused at the look on our faces. We all looked like jackals ready to pounce. "I'll tell you some of it now" he finished.
"Well, all I can tell you is that I had a little chat with Dumbledore. He told me a few things that's all. i was really angry at him, smashed most of his office." H elooked ashamed. "I'm not so much timid as I guess I don't get angry as easily about certain things. We have a battle ehad and I guess that's all we have to worry about right now."
I nodded. Poor Harry! But that still didn't explain why we shouldn't play some pranks. I told him so.
'Well, just don't get caught organizing, even if you don't do anything" he said. "And please nothing mean okay."
Fred and george nodded to him. "So." said Fred. "Want to go up to the castle and see Mr. Weasley?"
A/N: next chapter is where it gets funny. It got a little bit more serious than I expected, but the pranks start next chapter so it shold be a little crazy.