RAVAGED SLAVES AND RAINBOW LOVE
by Ladydude
Chapre One: Shameless Outcast
Given the choice, Harry would not be hear right now.
He screamed the lyrics to Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying by Fall Out Boy while pounding on the walls.
He had been trapped in this prison for seven days.
He was starving.
"Ich habe Hunger!" he shouted.
"This has been said so many times that I'm not sure if it matters and we never stood a chance and I'm not sure if it matters!" hen shrieked, starting the Song over again.
Voldemort had trapped him in here.
He was jeLOUS OF DRACO BEVAUSE HE LOVED Hrry very much.
Sehr gut.
Die Lesbisch ist nicht tot.
Harry had a rainbow hat named Delilah.
"Harry!" Draco yelled, pounding on the windows. "I'll save you, I promise!"
"AVADA CADAVRA!" Voldemort yelled, producing a green light.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" HARRY YELLED. "IEEEEEEEEEEEEE1 NEEEEEIIIIIEIN1 NOOOOOOOO!"
Don't worry guys, the bunny didn't die. The fish and the kittens fell into Hell, though.
I'm sorry.
to be continued.