It was a regular day just as any other. Just as Boring.

Yusuke: I swear this goddamn day just gets stupider by the fucking minute. * Yelled Yusuke at the top of his lungs*

Hiei: SHIT!!! You didn't have to scream in my ear.

Yusuke: *looks up into the tree he was sitting under* Oh Hiei I didn't know you were in the human rehelm this week.

Hiei: Of course you didn't I wanted to keep it on the 'Down Low'.

*Suddenly Hiei started to shrink*

*a/n don't ask me why he was shrinking okay? I don't know yet ^_^" don't flame me about it*.

Yusuke: Uh..Hiei you're a kid again!!!

Hiei: *High pitch squeaky voice* I know, I can see that you dumb-ass, Motherfuckin prick.

Yusuke: O.O

Hiei: don't just stand there you dick head; take me to the kitsune's house.

*Hiei was standing with his over sized cloths covering his whole body*

Yusuke: *snapping out of his shocked state* Um.okay, I guess.

*Yusuke picked Hiei up wrapping him in his own cloak and rushed him to Kurama's house*

Hiei: You goddamn slow ass human, can't you move any faster? *snapped Hiei pulling on Yusuke's Hair*

Yusuke: OWWW you fucking little ass shrimp *coughing* hold on tiger we're almost there.

Hiei: are we there yet?

Yusuke: No!!!

Hiei: are we there yet?

Yusuke: No!!!

Hiei: are we there yet?

Yusuke: shut the Fuck up!!!!

Hiei: NO you filthy human.

*Kurama opened the door feeling something was wrong*

Kurama: Yusuke I have no time to baby-sit your cousin, now where's Hiei?

Hiei: *giving Kurama the death glare* Do I look like his fucking relation?!?!?

Yusuke: *trying to hold back his burst of laughter* Kurama..um..this is Hiei.

Kurama: O.O

Hiei: Oh yeah, here we go again. You know Kurama while you're looking at me like that why don't you have a nice good look at my baby ass!!!! *shows Kurama his ass*

Yusuke: *Rolls on his back in an out pour of laughter* Okay Hiei, put your ass back under your cloak.

Hiei: Suck my dick and balls!!

Kurama: Hiei you know I will not tolerate that kind of language in my house.

Hiei: Then you suck my dick and balls!!

Kurama: How about I cut them off for starters.