A Companion's Manual
Introduction
By Danae619
A/N: Yeah… Came up with this while in class. It was friggin' incredible. I love this idea! My challenge to whomever reads this is to provide other chapters for our manual.
Welcome to the wonderful world of being a Companion to the one and only Doctor. You are fortunate… or unfortunate (your choice)… to have been selected. It's a wild and exciting ride… just try not to be killed. That would be bad.
This book is a quick and relatively painless guide to what you may encounter. During your time with the Doctor, your watchword is to expect anything. Not "expect the unexpected." Oh, no. Expect the expected, unexpected, imagined, unimagined and every little thing in between.
If you have troubles during your journey, this book will be your best friend. Especially since there's often no one else to ask. Don't ask the Doctor… No, seriously! DO NOT ASK THE DOCTOR! Not because he won't answer, but because he will! You won't understand the answer, so what's the point?
So, good luck to you… You're going to need it!