A Story In Which Everything is Revealed

Chapter One: Are we really doing this again?

Disclaimer- I do not own Sonny With A Chance or any of its characters!! Nothing! I own nothing!! (sobs)

CDC: Wow, hysterical writer…I have no idea how to deal with this. Whatevs, on with the story!

"Lalalalalalala..."Hummed Sonny under her breath, placing the notes randomly on the scale, the silly combinations making her smile. "Dadadum, yataguaa!!" She grinned full out and closed her eyes briefly in contentment. Everyday should be like this.

Everyday that DIDN'T include Chad did, in fact, turn out just the way Sonny hoped. Her happy mood was broken for a moment by that thought, but she quickly dismissed it and opened the door to her dressing room.

"Tawni? You here yet?" Sonny glanced around the seemingly empty room and shrugged. It wasn't odd that Tawni wasn't here yet; Sonny usually came first anyways."

Humming again, Sonny made her way over to her vanity and placed her stuff on the desk. Stooping so that she could see herself better (the heels on her boots were higher than usual. But honestly, who could resist them? Leather studded biker boots that didn't remind her of those weird biker chicks were hard to come by! You had to get them before they were gone!) Hair straight, face…alright, makeup unsmudged, good to go!

"Getting better acquainted with ourselves, I see." Said an amused voice from behind her.

Sonny whirled around, eyes frantically searching for the source of the voice, her cheeks burning slightly. It couldn't be…

"Chad! What are you doing in my dressing room!?" Sonny asked angrily.

"Come now, I'm not allowed to visit? Besides, when aren't I here in your dressing room? The repeated questions are getting old, Sonshine." Chad responded lightly, a smirk working its way across his face.

Silence.

"Yeah, whatever, come in. Shut the door behind you though, it's freezing out there." Sonny shivered.

"Can do." Chad stepped inside and shut the door firmly. He turned around and made his way over to the couch, plopping down onto its fuzzy softness with a sigh.

"What's up?" Sonny inquired curiously.

"Oh nothing." He said dramatically, before throwing one of his arms over his eyes, a copy of Tween Weekly clutched in his fingers.

"Right." Sonny said sarcastically, walking over to him and snatching the magazine out of his hands.

"Zac Efron stars in new movie… Is this what's upsetting you? He's in a movie and you're not?"

"No." Said Chad stubbornly, pouting and crossing his arms.

"Sure it's not. I really don't see why you don't like him though…there's really not much to be jealous about."

"Ye-…huh?" Chad suddenly processed what Sonny had just said and sat up, scooting over to where Sonny was sitting on the edge of the couch so he could read the article with her.

"It's not in the article, stupid. Here, let's do an exercise. I want you to name every movie that he's been in recently."

Chad glared at her for the stupid comment, but was too eager to find out what she meant to really be offended. He began listing the movies, "17 Again, Hairspray, All those stupid Highschool Musical movies…So? What's your point?"

Sonny sighed and smiled a little bit at his sulking. It was kind of…cute. Not that she'd ever tell him that.

"My POINT is that he's a one trick pony, Chad! All of those movies take place in highschool, and almost all of them involve him playing basketball and singing in some manner. At least you're going places after you turn 18."

Chad's eyes lit up as he saw the truth of her words. "Wow, never thought of it that way before… Not bad, Monroe, not bad at all." He smirked at her and threw an arm lazily around her shoulders, dragging her onto the couch with him.

"Being nice to me today, aren't we? And why would that be?" he asked smugly, staring directly into her eyes as she fumbled for an answer.

"Wh-…n-no reason…..I'm just…having a good day today?" She finished, the lie ringing loudly in her ears, the ever growing smirk on his face indicating that he knew it was a lie too.

"Hmmm." He said, playing idly with a strand of her hair. "I'd bet it's because you care about me, right Sonny?" Did he really have to go and whisper that in her ear? She was experiencing severe Chad overload at the moment.

"Haha…you'd lose that bet." She said nervously, edging away from him a little bit, only to be pulled back to his side even tighter.

"Would I, Sonny? Would I really?" She could practically feel the cocky smirk on his face.

"What about you Chad? Why'd you come to me with your problems? I'd bet you want me to care." She said, challenging him.

"I can't want you to if you already do."

"Yes you can. What psychology class have you been in?"

"Yours."

"I bet I distract you."

"Stop betting. It's against the Bible."

"Chad, that's gambling."

"Same difference."

"If we followed everything the Bible said, we'd live a very boring life."

"Such blasphemy."

"Shut up."

"You shut up."

"Fine."

"Fine."

"Good!"

"Good!"

"…Chad?"

"Yes, my ray of Sonshine? Can I be of service?"

"Nah. That feels really good though."

"What?"

"Your hand."

"…My…hand!?"

"In my hair. You're stroking it, and it feels nice."

"Oh. Well. You're welcome I guess."

"Yup."

"Huh. So…where's Blondie?"

"I don't know. She should be here any minute…"

BAM!

"Entrance!! Tawni Hart has arrived!!" said Tawni, basking in the fake applause, waving to all of her (fake) adoring fans.

Tawni made her way over to her mirror, not even glancing at the couch, where Sonny and Chad now sat at different ends, both blushing slightly.

Hmm….Tawni had a brief spurt of intuition and she turned around quickly.

"AHA!! I KNEW IT WAS…Sonny? Chad? What are you guys doing together?"

"Nothing! CDC just came to annoy his favorite Random for the day, and now he'll be leaving. Peace out, Blondie…Sonny."

Chad left, winking slyly a Sonny before strolling casually out of their dressing room.

Tawni eyed him strangely as he left. Chad Dylan Cooper coming to visit Sonny? Abnormal much?

"Sonny, what did he want?"

Sonny looked down as she answered Tawni, carefully avoiding eye contact.

"I don't know…he was probably just trying to ruin my day like always."

Tawni seemed to accept this answer, and turned back to looking at herself in the mirror. "Strange though. He almost never comes here."

"Yeah. Strange." Sonny looked at the door, bit her lip, and smiled.

Alright, first chapter done! How was it? Reviews, I need reviews!!

C: She really doesn't need reviews.

Me: Stop lying to the readers, Chad!

S: Chad? Are you harassing the author again?

C: ….If I say no will you believe me?

S: No.

C: Then…(sprints from the room.)

Me: No! He's getting away!! MINIONS, ATTACK!!

S: Alright, this has gotten majorly off topic! Review, please! And ideas would be great too, she'll be sure to give credit!

C: AHHH!!! MAN EATING SQUIRRELSS!!!