Disclaimer: I don't own KFP (Damn it! Stop making me say it people!)
Weird things the KFP gang will (hopefully) never say
Monkey : I hate bananas!
Tigress : I want catnip!
Crane : I believe I can fly!
Shifu : Po, can we hug?
Mantis : Someone who is small wins it all!
Viper : I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world!
Po : I need a dieet.
Oogway : I hate everyone.
Tai Lung : I don't wanna be the Dragon Warrior!
Mr Ping : Screw noodles! From now on I'm only selling dumplings!
Wo Hop : Happy Easter!
Taotie: Hakuna Matata!
Po : I'm going to rule this world!
Feng Huang: Shifu, I love you!
Mr Ping : Po doesn't have a mother because I'm gay.
Monkey : I am King Kong!
Crane : I'm so cool I can freeze you.
Viper : Daddy now doesn't have fangs anymore and I do now! Na-nana-nana-na!
Mantis : I'm green and mean!
Fung: I will never steal again!
Mantis: I don't know anything about acupenture and I just randomly stick the needles somewhere.
Oogway : I just picked Po as the Dragon Warrior because I'm to lazy to think about who would be right for it.
Tigress : Don't look at me! I'm not wearing my make-up yet!
Zeng : I can handle anything!
Mei Ling : I'm glad that Crane is not on the acadamy anymore.
Po : It doesn't matter if you're black or white!
Shifu : I only adopted Tigress because no woman wanted sex with me for a real child.
Oogway : I am better then anyone else.
Shifu : I hate kids!
Po : I don't wanna learn Kung Fu!
Tigress : Viper, wich dress looks better on me?
Mantis : AHHHH! SPIDER!
Monkey : I'm the lord of the jungle!Viper : I wanna have arms and legs too!
Crane : Yeah baby!
Po, Monkey and Crane : We're to sexy for our shirts! To sexy for our shirts!
Viper : The blue roses were sold out so now I have to wear pink lotus blossums on my head!
Mr Ping : Now that Po doesn't live with me anymore I can rent his room.
Mantis : I don't care that my fiancé only wanted me because of my status. I cheated on her anyway.
Shifu : Hi ho hi ho it's of to work I go!
Song : I wanted to kiss Po but he almost ate my head! WEEEEHHHH!
Monkey : Do the funky Monkey!
Tigress : EWWW! Fighing is gross and only boys should do it!
Viper : Damn it people! I'm a reptile and not a amfibien!
Tigress : GIRLPOWER!
Master Croc : I used to fight only for fame and I still do.
Master Ox : I used to fight only for money and I still do.
Master Rhino : I used to fight only to please my father and now I still have to please my mother.
Crane : Boom bam baby!
Po and Furious Five : We're the Justice Leage!
Tai Lung : Even thought I tried to kill Tigress, I'm proud of her that she makes sure felines stay the strongest animals on the world!
Peng : I don't mind that Po killed my uncle Tai Lung, I hated him anyways.
Po : The Furious Five is lame.
Viper : I took up ribbon dancing because I couldn't break-dance.
Crane : I only wear my hat to hide a scar I once got after I pinched to much in a pimple.
Monkey : I fight a lot with weapons because that way it hurts my enemies more then is necessary.
Tigress : Do I have red fur with black stripes on it or do I have black fur with red over it in such a pattern that the black fur is only still visible in the form of stripes?
The End
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