Total, Utter, Mind-Boggling Boredom
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, however much I may wish it.
A/N: I am currently sitting in my least-favorite, uberly-boringclass, and feel like a drabble. (Jasmine, I'm sure, knows exactly whichclass I am talking about).
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"The key to doing well on high school entrance exams lies in…"
Poke.
"…And when you…"
Poke.
"…The best…"
Poke.
"Yusuke!" Keiko hissed. "Stop that!"
"Is something wrong, Yukimura-san?"
"Nothing!" she brightly replied to the teacher. "Nothing at all!"
Poke.
He grinned and she glared.
"Stop it."
"Why?"
"STOP!"
"But I'm BORED!" he whined.
She continued glaring.
"This is an IMPORTANT CLASS, Yusuke."
"Sure it's important. It's helping me fall asleep."
"YUSUKE…" she whispered, voice laced with unspoken threats.
"All right, all right, I'll pay attention!" he groaned. Yusuke folded his arms behind his head and leaned back in his seat, no more paying attention than he had been before. At least somewhat satisfied, Keiko returned to listening attentively. However, ill at ease, she glanced over at Yusuke, only to…
Poke.
"YUSUKE!"
"Yukimura-san! What is going ON over there?"
She grit her teeth. "Nothing. ABSOULUTELY NOTHING."
Poke.
"URAMESHI YUSUKE! You stop that RIGHT now or I SWEAR I'll…"
Poke.
And Yusuke ceased to be. No, not really. Keiko was too smart, even having missed most of the class, to kill him (at least, kill him all the way) when there were witnesses.
However, one can only imagine how much his hospital bills were.
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